Posted on 04/05/2020 1:50:17 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
Did he make sure to have a Chinese Translator with him on the broadcast so his donors could understand him?
Regardless of how this turns out, his handlers and his family should never let him wander down the street without his pants.
Biden to host 'virtual fireside chat' with virtual donors.
Fixed
I had a vision of Art, the old man with the bad toupe at Clarks house in national lampoons Christmas, when old man art’s toupee went on fire
Hey Biden, why not hit up on your buddies like Bloomberg & Hillary?
They each got several Billions stashed away just sitting there, and besides shouldn't all you democrats be helping each other, eh?
As for Bloomberg, he blew a cool billion and got next to nothing for his money, why cant he drop even half of that on you to help the cause?
I think his donors would be better off if they just threw their money into the fireplace. At least it would keep them warm.
This should be good. IIRC he’s 2 for 2 in disasters at this kind of thing.
“I wonder whatever happened to his phone call to Trump that his staff has been planning for - what it it - a week now?”
Biden keeps suggesting Trump do things Trump has already done.
Biden is still trying to find something to tell him.
The Bernster has some spare loot now, no? This could get good.
hope he doesnt fall in the virtual fire
He calls them fireside chats. Most viewing them characterize them as rolling brownouts characterized by Joe’s vacant stares with flickering lights behind his eyes.
“list of DUMBASSES that give him that money”
Any deep state scum that believe they can control him if he is elected.
The $2800 is to launder money.
Joe in his basement is as bad an optic as Mike Dukakis in a tank.
Lol
“Well, friends, you can waste more of your money. Just send it to me and I’ll put it right in the fireplace here.”
I’ve got a suggestion for Joe O’Biden.
Joe, remember how you and Hunter successful pulled down over a billion dollars in investment money from China a few years back?
So why beg for chump change with this virtual fireside chat?
Why hang around the house when you can get engaged with your allies in the country with big bucks to spend on taking down Trump.
If you’re going to beat Trump you’ve got to convince the public that being allied with China is the future. I know that’s kind of a hard sell thanks to the Chinese virus, but your future and China’s are joined at the hip.
So get on a plane and visit your buddy Chairman Xi. He’ll be pleased to see you. Take plenty of masks with you — and given your age and dementia, it would also be good idea to have a ventilator in your suitcase.
Oh, and watch out for the bats on the menu.
LOL......beautiful.
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