Posted on 03/13/2020 7:27:46 PM PDT by untenured
This week the US declared its first coronavirus "containment zone" in New Rochelle, a city in Westchester County, New York state. So far, the state has reported 325 cases, the most in the US, and 148 of them are in Westchester County.
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Is human meat being consumed yet?
Fer Pete’s sake. American expression of exasperation.
No, but they are using corn cobs.
Dear Beebtards:
On this side of the pond, women with children are most often referred to as MOM .. got it ?!
(still separated by a common language, apparently)
I self-isolate as a general rule so this sounds like normal life to me.
How are Rob and Laura Petrie holding up?
Had me going there for a second. Beebtards? It finally hit me when I saw where the article was from.
Use cheap vodka for hand sanitizer. After the corn cobs. Take a mouth of vodka ( probably cheaper than TP by now). Swish it around in your mouth then spit it on your hands and scrub vigorously. Repeat till staggering. Restock cheap vodka. Shell more corn cobs, two red and a white to insure the system is working.
He is falling over the ottoman.
Self quarantine used to be called staying the hell at home if you are sick.
All the hardships endured by people in the 1700’s and 1800’s...this is a little embarrassing. I guess we’re all wimps now (or most of us).
The school got a webite up for teaching in no time...well...fancy that...and in @8 minutes the teacher presented the lesson...wow...
> How are Rob and Laura Petrie holding up? <
They’re doing very well. They don’t want to panic for Ritchie’s sake. But Jerry Helper has gone off the deep end. He has put barbed wire all around his house. Millie tried, but couldn’t talk him out of it.
I do too much of that.
I have to venture into the daylight more :)
Correct
Laura’s doing quite well in her Capri pants.
“Ohhh, Rob!”
How are Rob and Laura Petrie holding up?Rob's not crazy about the sleeping arrangements.
Where there’s a still there’s a way. :)
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