Okay, okay, I admit it. I was sent by the US Army Bacteriological Research Center on a mission to infect Wuhan china with a novel corona virus for the express purpose of infecting everyone everywhere. Its all a Donald Trump rules the world conspiracy. I parachuted in from the ISS using a new space/air technology setup that was heretofore top top top secret. I delivered the dose of virus as scheduled and was SPIES extracted out by an ultra long range fusion reactor powered stealth helicopter....
If I confess anymore, I’ have to …..Kill everyone everywhere by using the newly developed ultra long wave length death ray....
There.
You probably just supplied the headlines for tomorrow’s Beijing News.
“American soldier from US Army Bacteriological Research Center admits U.S. Army is source of Coronavirus”.