[yesthatjallen]

Wash your hands. Avoid crowds. Stay away from people who are sick.

[joethedrummer]

Arm-wrestle it?

Have an I.Q. test with it?

[Red Badger]

And vote for Republicans in November................

[Yo-Yo]

Does Confused Joe realize that most testing is done by State Health Departments, not the Federal Government?

[The Toll]

Here Joe! You can use this is your fight you ol’pony soldier!

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[MountainWalker]

Defeat xenophobia and you defeat the corona. Yes we can. Hooray!

[Jimmy The Snake]

Like Joe

[funfan]

So when does he implement his plan today?

[rktman]

I’m gonna hire beto to take away your ‘CV-19s’.

[hsmomx3]

Drive-thru facilities? But..what a waste of fuel to be sitting at a drive-thru!!! Sarc off

[Manly Warrior]

Joe;

Two reasons why you wont have anything to do with the “pandemic” COVID-19 problem-

1. It will very likely be a non-issue in about two or three months, just in time for The Donald to rub your face in anything and everything you have said up to that point.

2. You will never have the opportunity to implement anything at all. You will be the biggest loser in US presidential election history- even bigger than your 2016 predecessor, Hillary the Dolt.

[Freee-dame]

How did Joe’s handlers keep him upright long enough to read all of that from a teleprompter. It looked like one screen was to his left and one was straight ahead. With an audience you cannot have a screen straight ahead of you.

Will his Sunday “ debate” be cancelled ? He might have to speak without a teleprompter.

[utdutt]

That’s great, Joe, so IF you should win the election (and that’s a BIG if), you can get started on all these plans beginning January 20, 2021

[SMARTY]

“...called on greater transparency from the White House in terms of how many individuals have been tested....”

From the same party that allowed so many millions of undocumented illegals into the US that THEY can’t even count them. How about a ‘real number’ there, JOE?

[BookmanTheJanitor]

He really helped with the swine flu in 2009. /S

[liberalh8ter]

Did Simone come up with the plan? Because from what I’ve seen, Biden can’t even plan to get in the back seat is an SUV without Simone’s help.

[bigbob]

Sleepy Joe will be eradicating coronavirus with his magic anti-virus gun, demonstrated here:

[cowboyusa]

Bastard is doing political preening in the middle of a National Emergency.

[Billthedrill]

Slow Joe remembers well the heroic measures he personally took to end the London Plague of 1665. Brian Williams was a witness.

[Calvin Locke]

Rush Limbaugh today: paraphrasing, “Biden is jumping at the opportunity to use the Wuhan Virus to cancel planned gatherings that aren’t attracting anybody anyway to avoid the embarrassments of poor turnouts, as well as a chance to lecture people.”

[9YearLurker]

My state, CT, is actively telling people down in the NYC quadrant to just assume they have coronavirus, stay home, and not get tested for it.

Meanwhile, the state is talking about increasing its daily lab capacity to a whopping 60 tests—though you should apparently only get tested for it if it doesn’t appear as if you have it!