DNC Changes Debate Rules So Biden Can Sit Down

The National Pulse ^ | March 8, 2020 | staff writer

[Brown Deer]

The Democratic National Committee (DNC), aided by CNN, appears to be changing the rules for the next Democratic presidential nominee debate again.

This time, apparently, so former vice president Joe Biden can sit down.

[Rebelbase]

I’m holding out for the moment Joe gets a blank stare on his face and says, “I think I just pooped myself”.

[Candor7]

“He’s dead , Jim!”

[TigersEye]

DNC Changes Debate Rules So Biden Can Use The Name 0biden

[GnuThere]

He is allowed to sniff the hair of his favorite moderator in exchange for omitting his closing statement.

[guido911]

Bernie should stand.

[a fool in paradise]

question: are they having some sort of p&ssing contest?

apparently yes

question: will some youth ask Bernie Sanders if he wears boxers or briefs?

depends

[Jane Long]

Bernie: Stand up, Joe!! Oh, you can’t. God bless ya.

[a fool in paradise]

>>Maybe a Lifeguards chair so the moderators and others can pet his leg hair

Is there a Chia Joe toy with Biden in his high chair and chia seedlings sprouting hairs on his legs?

[a fool in paradise]

why isn't this debate on fox?

[HK_Kai_Chung]

DNC just ordered two of these for the next debate:

[kiryandil]

When Joke is standing, the ever-increasing bulge on the back of his adult diaper becomes noticeable...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I think it will go something like this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSB58HpWzU

[kiryandil]

I’m holding out for the moment Joe gets a blank stare on his face and says, “I think I just pooped myself”.

Bernie as The Duke in True Grit, to Joke Biden:

"Fill your pants, you son-of-a-Hillary!"

[Erik Latranyi]

Verklempt and variations are used in BLAZING SADDLES by Lili Von Shtupp.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Will somebody please play “You Can’t Sit Down” by the Philip Upchurch Comb at the debates?

Also, you can play “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” (watching time go away) for Barfbucket Joe. More relevant/appropos than any other song except “Hit the Road Joe” (and don’t come back no more, no more) or “I’m A Loser” by the Beatles.

[Erik Latranyi]

Democrats change debate rules so Joe Biden does not have to show up. He will win the debate without being there, just to prove how awesome he is.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re “He can’t think on his feet so they are hoping he can think on his seat”?

Yes, that is where his brain is. However, if he does a Rep. Swallowswell (D-CA) fart, he can always pretend it was Corn Pop or some other nemesis of his. The danger is that he might suffer more brain damage but I don’t think anyone would notice anymore, or care.

[mbrfl]

Lol!

[Eleutheria5]

I’ll get the highlights from Rush or Mark Steyn, depending who’s on on Tuesday. I can’t watch these things.

[duckman]

If he sits down won’t his speech be slurred? Just askin’.