Posted on 02/19/2020 11:04:10 PM PST by Helicondelta
Forget Lincoln and Douglas. Forget Nixon and Kennedy. Hell, forget the Athenians and the Melians back during the Peloponnesian War. Last night’s Democratic primary slagfest in Nevada was the greatest debate in all of human history.
Oh, was it glorious — the sheer raging hostility spraying across the stage as every campaign besides the Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg bids face the desperate possibility each might fade into the woodwork against the Bernie surge and the Bloomberg billions.
It’s not that the gloves were off. No, my friends, everybody was wearing steel-tipped boots and going right for the crotch. Those weren’t snowflakes. They were nunchucks.
Some priceless highlights:
Bloomberg saying he was too rich to release his returns because he can’t do Turbo Tax like all of you losers.
Sanders fuming that Bloomberg would dare mention he has a summer house.
Warren signature moment came at the very beginning, when she went right for the jugular.
“I’d like to talk about who we’re running against — a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians,” Warren said. “No, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.”
So how was Bloomberg? At the midpoint, it seemed like he had just spent the past three months lighting half a billion dollars on fire, given just how disastrously he had performed.
Everybody took a turn beating him up, and his responses were painfully clueless
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In two hours, Mini-Mike wiped out half his potential voters. What he reminded me of....was Jeb Bush.
[Bloomberg saying he was too rich to release his returns because he can’t do Turbo Tax like all of you losers.]
Mini Mike gets tossed out of the ring at the big event!
As I predicted, Bloomberg was the pinata. The tone of the debate was more or less - why are we debating this Republican; isn’t this the Democratic primary?
Eyeball scratching on monkey island. What a cringe worthy vein bulging mockery of human discourse. I half expected to see someone’s dentures clack loose. I’m going to bed snickering. Goodnight Mr. and Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
I don’t know how the next Democrat debate could top this one. Oh, wait. Here’s an idea: Give the candidates a supply of cream pies to throw at each other. Just like the Three Stooges did.
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest.....Mini Michael Bloomberg...an empty suit from head to toe!!! End of story....Case closed!!! Bloomberg now joins Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, Nadler, Waters, etc., etc. as the butt wipes they all are. The Democrat Party died a bit more last night!!!
What will it take for these liberal billionaires to figure that in their totalitarian mindset, satan is not divided, the communist surveillance, nagging and blood thirstiness rules to ultimately rob and skewer the like of him. What an idiot.
Fat horse faced lesbians think Bloomberg is a lying dog faced phony poser. The democrats are proving once again how inclusive and sensitive to others they are. It's a wonderful spectacle.
And Denmark and Sweden have no minimum wage law, no wealth tax and no inheritance tax. And both have school vouchers systems!
1. Held same constituents.
2. Attacked by #4.
3. Bernay ads.
4. Exchange with #2 anti-women.
5. Flustered.
6. Points finger, rude. .
It was a circular firing squad. :)
Imagine going your entire life harassing women at the workplace, then getting gang-raped at the Democrat debate.
“...I don’t know how the next Democrat debate could top this one....”
Oh, I think that giving each of these useless clowns a Louisville Slugger and just let them go at it..would be more entertaining....
So, Donald Trump wins, again!
The Democrat nominee isn’t coming from that mess on stage last night. Someone will be chosen at a brokered convention.
I actually got a tingle up my leg when Bloomberg raised his short little arm wanting to be called on by the mods...
....thinking: “omg, he hasnt screwed himself enough, he wants to do it again?”
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