[dontreadthis]

NOT The Onion

[Fred Hayek]

Now he’s really gone wacko bird.

[davius]

Schiff is enthralled with the echoes reverberating down the canyons of his mind. It’s a Burbank thing.

[TigersEye]

The Babylon Bee was contacted for comment, the editor said “we don’t do satire THIS ridiculous.”

[Right Wing Assault]

Trump could have NASA contact the aliens from a planet 1,000 light years away and have them come to Earth to abduct Schiff and all the leftists running for president.

[thinden]

NOT The Onion

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You gotta be kidding??

[From The Deer Stand]

Let’s offer Schiff to the Russians in exchange for a case of vodka.

[neverevergiveup]

Oh, those thoughtful, worldly, erudite, intellectual Democrats..

[Redcitizen]

Well there goes Discovery Channel’s Gold Rush show.

[MotorCityBuck]

Ive almost finished listening to this Rat.
He just keeps repeating himself over, and over again.
Really thinks he a statesmen with this speech.
He will be forgotten by tomorrow, and another J*ckass will pick up the slack. Enjoy the Total Fail Folks! KAG

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

Proof that Progtard DildoCrats are ignorant and stupid beyond measure.

They must be taunted, ridiculed and shamed for eternity.

[doug from upland]

[The Antiyuppie]

Somewhat reminiscent of Capt. Ahab in Moby Dick.

[faucetman]

Trump is not selling Russia, Alaska! He’s BUYING Greenland!

[LegendHasIt]

Wow, I knew Schiff was crazy, and his loss of the senate trial drove him further into insanity, but I had to double check that this wasn’t from The Babylon Bee or The Onion.

Someone better lock this guy up in a padded cell before he puts on a bomb belt and detonates it in a crowded room.

[GOPJ]

I think Schiff is having a mental breakdown.

[PIF]

Schiff: If Trump Isn’t Removed He ‘Could Offer Me to the Russians in Exchange for Support in the Next Election’

[ronnie raygun]

Is this similar to Al Greens island tipping?

[liberalh8ter]

Well, that’s one way to get rid of Murkowski.

[doug from upland]