[Scott from the Left Coast]

I predict she goes Lesbo...saving all men in the world from a fate worse than climate change.

[frank ballenger]

Some total jerk like AOC’s boyfriend will probably go gaga over Greta for the photo-ops. Nothing——nothing-—is worth that.

AOC’s boyfriend: “Damn it all. You neglect me and belittle me but you moon over your dog. Someday you’re going to have to choose between Deco and me.”

AOC (hugging dog): “Too bad, isn’t it? Goodbye.”