[frank ballenger]

Some total jerk like AOC’s boyfriend will probably go gaga over Greta for the photo-ops. Nothing——nothing-—is worth that.

AOC’s boyfriend: “Damn it all. You neglect me and belittle me but you moon over your dog. Someday you’re going to have to choose between Deco and me.”

AOC (hugging dog): “Too bad, isn’t it? Goodbye.”

[Hugh the Scot]

You know AOC’s dog’s name?

What’s wrong with you?
/s