It’s not mine officer, really!..................
“The wind just blew it into my car!”
It’s not mine officer, really!...............…
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As part of my retirement package, I had to take a physical exam. the nurse had a check list of questions she was asking me. One of then was, “do you use tobacco products”? I told her no, then she said, “I see a pack of cigarettes in your shirt pocket.” I told her I was holding them for a friend who didn’t want his parents to know that he was a smoker.
She was not amused.