So if it explodes today, it will have exploded 640 years ago.
[ So if it explodes today, it will have exploded 640 years ago. ]
Well, then, we can definitely say, with liberal certainly, this is completely the fault of President Trump.
With some sort of Russian collusion.
“So if it explodes today, it will have exploded 640 years ago.”
You are right, it exploded 640 years ago give or take a few years. But it also took 640 years for the inter-steller light display to get delivered.
640 years to act and yet the World’s Governments stood by and did nothing.
We need to immediately increase local and worldwide taxes and payments to the UN so as to fund both pre and post Betelgeussian supernova studies and committees for the propagation of Interstellar healing.
Music stars and promoters must start planning Betelgeuseian-Aid concerts. Where’s Linda Ronstead? STING, Bono, Sprinsteen? Will.i.am?
The poor Betelgeuseians are owed aid and reparations.
Our best and brightest must ensure a smooth transfer of governmental oversight and disaster management to ensure the Betelgeuseians (or whatever they call themselves) are provided with sufficient fluids and nourishment until they may again provide for themselves.
The earth must ensurThe future of Betelgeuse is Socialism!
Who dares to sit while Betelgeuse burns and then freezes?