They want you,
They want you,
They want you, as a new recruit!
Posted on 12/17/2019 3:29:47 PM PST by Ennis85
"People regularly lobbed death threats at Milk, who created several iterations of his will in case he were to be assassinated. “If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door,” he said in one version."
When Milk receives death threats he's a victim and a hero. When it happens to Trump he brought it upon himself.
Wow! to be a Seaman on the Milk
He was bigtime involved with Jim Jones. Wouldn’t be surprised if they had a tryst, or two.
Oh the jokes that will follow the gay milk ship forever...
Harvey in the Submarine....
“Milk! Blow the ballast tanks!”
“Yes Captain! Ok. Which of you guys is named ballast tanks?”
you don’t ask where “the head” is on this ship
A ship that will stick it’s nozzle into the holes of other ships.
Per the link you provided
Nine months later, on November 18th, 1978, Congressman Leo Ryan and four others were shot dead as they attempted to leave Jonestown following an inspection of the settlement and then, fearing the end was near, Jim Jones instructed his followers to poison themselves and commit ‘revolutionary suicide’.
Just days later, as San Francisco began to come to terms with the loss of many former residents, both Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone were shot to death by Dan White.
I sure wouldn’t want to serve on a ship named after a guy like Harvey Milk.
When you serve in the armed forces you want as much divine protection as you can get. And this just screams “blow me out of the water”. No pun intended.
The modern Navy, the same Navy that tried to crucify SEAL heroes falls all over itself to salute perversion.
Captain Ned: Thank you, Mr. Spunk. Gentlemen, we have on board a young man whose name is Miles Cowperthwaite! And I have promised his guardian to teach him the man’s life at sea! To show him man’s ports, such as Key West and San Fransisco! I expect him to be treated manfully! Well, Miles, have you anything to say?
Miles Cowperthwaite: [ stsnds, cheerful ] Well.. I’m very grateful for this opportunity, Captain Ned! Up ’til now, my life has been the most degrading, pathetic, soul-destroying, humiliating, awful grovel..
Captain Ned: [ interrupting ] That’s enough, Miles.. [ Miles sits ] Now, men, I run a mans’ ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?
First Mate Spunk: Three cheers for Captain Ned!
[ the men cheer ]
Miles Cowperthwaite V/O: “If there were any doubts as to Captain Ned’s severity, they were quickly dispelled that very afternoon, when a scuffle broke out on deck.”
[ Spunk approaches a Sailor tanning ]
First Mate Spunk: That’s my tanning spot! you! You’re in my spot! That’s my spot!
Sailor #1: You are daft! I’ve been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.
First Mate Spunk: Don’t you give me any back-sass, you tan tease!
[ fight breaks out; Captain Ned intervenes ]
Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man’s ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I’m afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!
Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk’s spot. I’m ready to accept my punishment..
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don’t put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight – punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!
Captain Ned: Stop! I’ve heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..
Yes. The government in Washington DC has lost it's freakin mind.
F@ggots belong in mental institutions, not running around molesting young boys.
Or the Poop Deck.
One of the funniest SNL sketches ever. Back when the show was funny.
Sick.
First thing I thought of!!
OUCH!
They want you,
They want you,
They want you, as a new recruit!
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