Conservatives 365 +47 (from the last election)
Labour 203 -59 (Labour figures due not include the Speaker, who was Labour, Speakers run as "The Speaker" and major parties stand down against them, Tory gain if he wasn't the Speaker, probably. Wikipedia is currently wrong, subtracting the Speaker twice. Fewest Labour Seats since 1935)
SNP 48 +13
Lib Dems 11 -1 LOL
DUP 8 -2 (lost 2 Belfast seats, there are now more Irish nationalists seats than Unionists)
PC 4 +0 (Welsh Nationalists/commies)
IRA Terrorists 7 +0 (Don't take their seats)
SDLP 2 +2 (N Irish Labour types, wiped out last time)
Green 1 +0
Alliance 1 +1 (N Irish Lib dem types)
Speaker 1
Brexit 0
Exit Poll was
Con 368
Lab 291
SNP 55
LD 13
Very Close
Popular Vote
Con 43.6% +1.2 (Highest for either party since Thatcher 1979 which was 43.9%)
Labour 32.1% −7.9 (Actually higher than what they got in 2015, thanks to non-Whites, only 3 points lower than what Blair won a majority with in 2005)
Lib Dem 11.6% +4.2 (but lost a seat, lol)
SNP 3.9%
Green 2.7% +1.1
Brexit 2.0%
Heh. So its just vacant for 4-5 years whenever they win an election? I'd put a placard with their name by the seat anyway. I wonder if they make public announcements about how they WOULD vote on so-and-so bill IF they participated in the British parliament.
On the other hand, the "principled" Brexit Party DOES take their seats in the EU anyway. That's weird that the crazy socialist terrorist loons actually practice what they preach more than the "patriotic, conservative" party does.