Posted on 11/18/2019 11:55:32 PM PST by Helicondelta
"It was not me!!!!" Rep. Eric Swalwell said in a text message.
In an interview Monday night with MSNBC host Chris Matthews, California Rep. Eric Swalwell appeared to...well, rip an absolutely enormous fart.
"Chris, so far the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to help him cheat an election," he said from the Capitol.
The Democrat, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, appeared to react to the fart with a brief pause, while attempting not to smile.
As the clip of Swalwell quickly circulated on the internet, some began to speculate that the California representative was the one behind the loud flatulence.
But in a text to BuzzFeed News on Monday night, Swalwell denied having anything to do with it.
"It was not me!!!!!" he wrote.
(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeednews.com ...
Something a Howard Stern groupie in the audio production control room would mix in. Nice.
Remember when Barney Frank did the same?
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2011/08/watch_barney_frank_possibly_fa.html
lol
His Lips Move But He Speaks Out Of His ASS
“...Some conspiracy web sites are claiming they have evidence of a second farter....”
Indeed there was... he was evidently on the Gassy Knoll....
“This is what ten year old boys laugh about.”
That clip made me laugh to the point of tears. I haven’t laughed that hard in years.
Infrared evidence!! He did it!! (sorry not on Youtube)
https://twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1196763163242455043
Seems the real whistleblower has revealed himself...
Yeah, I have to admit to that too. My laughed her head off. Man, that was a loud one.
Yeah, I have to admit to that too. My wife laughed her head off. Man, that was a loud one.
“It was not me!!!!!” he wrote.
Swalwell had better hope lying about a fart is not an impeachable offense.
Now they have to respond to our accusations!
Barking spider.
Good one!
Okay, I am literally crying here....
Donkey says....
DAMN, Salwell, you ought to warn someone before you crack one off.
I think that pause is a little too soon to be in reaction to something he heard.
1.According to AOC, this legislative action moved up the end of the world by an entire day (please adjust your calendar).
2.Burger King said that its “Impossible Burgher” reduces such greenhouse gas emissions by 18 percent.
3.A whistleblower filed a report in which he swore that he heard from someone who heard from someone else that President Trump laughed when he saw the video.
4.SurveyMonkey asked a random sample of internet users who they thought did the deed: (A) Eric Swallwell, (B) Chris Matthews, (C) someone else.
5.Alex Jones said it was an inside job.
6.National Enquirer says it has a photo showing Ted Cruz’ father in the hallway.
7.Christine Ford remembers when Matt Kavanaugh did such a thing.
8.A professor at a liberal arts college notices that media reports failed to mention that Swalwell is white.
9.When the matter was brought to his attention, Robert Mueller asked if Swalwell is a Republican, because then he could be indicted for lying about it.
10.The French postmodern philosopher Jacques Derrida said it was beautiful.
Even better than the time NBC reporter Hallie Jackson had a big glob of snot hanging from her nose while she was reporting on air.
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