Posted on 11/09/2019 9:03:40 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
A New Hampshire man attempted to register for a presidential bid in New Hampshire with the nickname "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Rod Webber, a New Hampshire resident and popular personality during election time, was denied his effort to register for the first-in-the-nation primary on Friday. Democratic front-runner Joe Biden and entrepreneur Andrew Yang successfully filed in New Hampshire on the same day.
Webber, who is popularly known as "Flowerman," has long been a fixture during early voting in New Hampshire, which marked its 100th straight year as being the earliest polling place in the nation. Donning a motorcycle helmet and a sign that read "Epstein didn't kill himself" in red paint, Webber arrived to register his candidacy in New Hampshire with $1,000 and what he thought were all other required documents and criteria. His attempt to enter "Epstein didn't kill himself" was thwarted, however, when the New Hampshire Secretary of State Bill Gardner told him to "come back."
"Come back with what?” Webber said to the room full of reporters. “I’ve come with the requisite money; I’m over 35; I’ve lived in the United States my entire life. I can use a nickname." New Hampshire law does allow candidates to register with a nickname but not a political slogan or message.
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died in August at age 66 while awaiting trial for trafficking, rape, assault, and many other crimes. His death in a Manhattan jail was ruled a suicide by the New York medical examiner, but rumors have swirled that he died at the order of one of his alleged high-profile associates. Epstein was reported to have had connections to former President Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and attorney Alan Dershowitz, among others.
"This is the second time in two election cycles that Gardner has turned me down,” Webber said to Law & Crime. “In 2015, I tried to register as ‘Flowerman’ which was what the press had referred to me as in hundreds of articles. According to state law, this is allowed. Basically, Gardner has decided he gets to choose who gets to run for president or not. In 2015, I was told if I didn’t like his decision, I could make a complaint to some committee which he happened to run.”
Webber remained steadfast in his choice to use the nickname. “It doesn’t add up,” he said. “The U.S. government has a long history of covering up crimes of a legal and moral nature."
Ping.
...And Epstein didn’t kill himself!
Has that ever gone viral or what.
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ghaH wej HoH epstein <-Klingon
Epstein nâ cwielman of hê self <-Old English
Epstein ri stau ish-veh shal <-Vulcan
It is meme magic. The first meme MOAB for 2020.
What, no Esperanto?
Esperanto as recommended:
Epstein ne mortigis lin mem
And how could I overlook pig latin:
Epsteinway idday otnay illkay imselfhay
How in the hell did I forget Ciazarn (Carny Talk):
earzepstearzein dearzid nearzot kearzill hearzimsearzelf
Epstein’s classmates did vote him ‘most likely to take a life.’ But not his own. :)
This is gettin’ ridiculous!
That leads into a spin on the OJ Book:
“If I Didn’t Do It..”
You don’t get it. This is how to go around the corrupt media.
I suppose it is. It seems to be working at keeping the story trending in public interest. We can no longer rely as much on the (Classic) Media to act as our defender of truth and virtue
and the American Way.
Perhaps this is a new, grassroots method of exposing an old enemy (Clintons + other Swamp Creatures) and informing the public. The humor makes it subtle.
Hmmm. Maybe you’ve got something.
There is even more to it... a lot more. One example is even the most advanced AI censorship stuff the socials have can only catch some of the memes. That is just one thing but it too is big.
He should just announce that he was a new and previously unknown gender and that his personal pronoun is “Epstein didn’t kill himself.” Demand that everyone use his personal pronoun. It would be checkmate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMyISv-dxsY&feature=emb_logo
Have a laugh and check out the eye movement and smirk on the kids face after he figuratively spit in the MSNBC reporters eye on live TV.
I hope Eric Ciaramella goes viral like this too.
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