A man was shot 16 times and walked into a hospital two miles away

CNN ^ | 10/25/2019 | Paul P. Murphy, CNN

[Responsibility2nd]

He started to drink?

Yep. That was obvious.

[humblegunner]

Two miles is a hell of a good shot.

[shelterguy]

40 shots rang out
40 people fell
They missed each other
but they shot the town to hell
COW PATTY

[Lurkinanloomin]

my guess is they used FMJ instead of hollow points.

[Swordmaker]

Shot with WHAT?

My guess would be a .25 caliber or a .22 short. Those are usually what you can get shot with so many times and survive. I used to have an article about a medical doctor who was attending a medical convention in San Francisco who made the mistake of taking an after midnight walk. . . And who wound up being shot nine times in the head with a .25 auto in a mugging and just thought he just had been beat up, decided it was the result of his own bad judgement, went back to his hotel room, cleaned himself up, and went to bed, and did not even bothering calling the cops to report the robbery. He only went to the ER when he had a persistent headache in the morning following the attack, thinking he might have a concussion, and on being x-rayed they found nine .25 caliber bullets in his head. None of them penetrated very far. . . But this doctor didn’t even know he’d been shot amidst all the abrasions and bruises he got in the attack beating. I kept it around to show customers in my gun shop who thought a .25 auto would be a good self-defense gun. The article would usually disabuse them of that silly notion.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Somebody needs more range time...

If you're talking about the shooter, maybe he only shot 16 times.

If you're talking about the victim, you are wrong. He's had enough.

[max americana]

wasn’t Audie Murphy shot and wounded the same times..at once?

[AAABEST]

lmao

[AAABEST]

rofl

[refermech]

Tis but a scratch...

[Swordmaker]

The article says: “Investigators found large caliber shell casings at the scene.” Probably .45 or thereabouts, I would guess.

Sounds as if there might be very light hand loads involved if not bad powder, or even forgot the powder completely and were just firing the primers. . . Although generally that won’t even cycle the slide.

[Boogieman]

On the seventh day of kwanzaa, my baby shot at me...
seven times in the neck, six times in the gut, five in my gold chains...
four times in the hip, three times in the lung, twice in my elbow, and a cartridge in my hairpiece!

[week 71]

Did he say ‘I’ll be back’ to someone recently?

[newfreep]

Not to brag, but...

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

[skimbell]

[polymuser]

[Old Yeller]

One guy had 5 bullets IN HIS HEAD and complained of a headache. It happened right during the time of the RFK assassination.

Ate homemade ice cream too fast?

[Sapwolf]

I think it is safe to say the caliber was on the lighter side.

[wally_bert]

https://youtu.be/zhe58xORWG0

About a minute in.

Yes there are problems with reality but still so funny.

[farming pharmer]

I worked in a big city ER for years and I can guarantee that this is quite “atypical”.

For sure.

First vanco patient I ever worked up was at Detroit Receiving. Guy took a .22 center forehead. Fractured his skull, but did not penetrate. Comes in a few days later with a massive wound infection. He recovered as far as I knew.