Posted on 10/24/2019 3:32:12 AM PDT by knighthawk
MANCHESTER—Wow! This biological male raced a bunch of women on her bike, and you won't believe what happened next!
The inspiring tale began when Rachel McKinnon, a biological male and self-described transgender woman, went to race against biological women. While you'd expect that the competition would be even, since men and women are the same and in no way are there any biological differences between the two genders, this wasn't the case.
What happened next will shock you.
McKinnon crushed all of them. They didn't stand a chance. It was almost like she had a biological advantage, but we had to rule that out at the start because it disagrees with transgender ideology. So instead it must just be her human spirit and dedication that caused her to win against the women.
You go, girl!
The heartwarming tale is teaching men everywhere they can do anything if they believe in themselves and also change genders to beat on the women instead of the much tougher men's class.
"It's just so inspiring to see that when you believe in yourself, follow your dreams, and identify as a woman to make the competition a lot easier, you can do anything," said one male cyclist. "I've been struggling with middling performance, but now I know that if I reach for the stars and stop racing against men and crush the women instead, I can be anything I want to be: even a world champion."
Babylon Bee has just been great for the last several months. Whoever is writing for them sees the absurdities the Left is forcing on us and is highlighting them very effectively.
The women need to just not take off at the start line and let him ride alone.
Straight white males have been discriminated against for years, and it's getting worse.
It's great that they are finding ways to fight back and win.
It takes balls. Beat them at their own game!
The Bee used to be really mediocre and lousy satire. Indeed, the past two or three months it has really gotten good. Maybe they hired John Semmons.
Well need to just do away with male and female sports.
Let them all compete as one happy family.
Don’t read the BB before reading the regular news; you’ll be thinking BB every time something seems weird.
“It takes balls. Beat them at their own game!”
It takes “surgically removed balls.” Beat them at their own game!
Fixed it.
For the females who vote liberal and jump on every liberal bandwagon because they're too stupid to have an original thought, I have no sympathy. A liberal female boxer who steps into the boxing ring to fight a male subhuman freak deserves to get beaten to a bloody pulp.
Because, that's the equality they think they want.
They see some 90 pound anorexic tattooed Ho on tv whip a whole squad of heavily muscled Green Berets and they think it's real.
Women’s pro-sports needs to add an additional test beyond looking for steroids and restricted performance enhancement drugs. The “XY” chromosome set is over-powered for Female-XX sports.
It was the will to win! Testosterone,muscle mass,bigger heart and bigger lungs had nothing to do with it.
You don’t even have to have your bells chopped off. Just “identify” as a woman and then get to “compete” against real women.
So feminazis......you good with women’s sports being obliterated like this?
Feminists have been trying to neuter males (so to speak) for quite some time. Sports was one such area of attack. The irony is that their support of transgenders, which they were using as an additional wedge against males, now has biological males on the cusp of destroying female sports. And the women are going to let it happen. Oh sure, there will be isolated protests, but those women will be blacklisted from their sport for doing so.
If my daughter lost to a Mentally Ill Man, I’d tell daughter that she won...NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Only one problem with the Babylon Bee.
I can’t tell which of their stories are exaggerated, and which are from Obola’s ABCNNBCBS press corpse.
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