[FatherofFive]

They certainly can’t get any more looney

[wastedyears]

How’s that war on drugs working?

[Paal Gulli]

The law there was looney.

You have to have a license to collect morel mushrooms. And to get the license you have to pass a test showing you can tell poisonous and psychedelic mushrooms from other.

Then if a game agent catches you with psychedelic mushrooms in your 'creel', he'll arrest you. But if he catches you with poisonous mushrooms, he just seizes them.

So if he catches you with mushrooms that could make you see G_d, you go to jail. But if he catches you with mushrooms that can make you go to G_d, you just get a slap on the wrist.

[golux]

Great idea for employers in Oregon!

Intel’s 20,000 employees are going to be suffering some SERIOUS quality control issues.

“Whoa... Dude... I, like thought it was a semiconductor, right?

...But then it got all, like:

“I’m an OCTOPUS, MAN! AND I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE”