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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied. “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would be asking for trouble.

“Oh, no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “and if the damn ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today...”


15 posted on 08/23/2019 8:15:30 PM PDT by golux
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To: golux

LOLOLOL!
Gives new meaning to “my ding-a-ling”!


16 posted on 08/23/2019 10:10:26 PM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: golux

315. Great joke.

Singing “My Ding a Ling”, or “Ice, Ice, Baby”.

Can’t sing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” unless that’s what he named it.


17 posted on 08/23/2019 10:12:51 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: golux

LOLOLOL


22 posted on 08/24/2019 4:04:37 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: golux

LOLOLOL


23 posted on 08/24/2019 4:04:40 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: golux

LOLOLOL


24 posted on 08/24/2019 4:04:43 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: golux

LOLOLOL


25 posted on 08/24/2019 4:04:46 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: golux

LOLOLOL


26 posted on 08/24/2019 4:04:55 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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