Something has to be done to somebody.
Posted on 08/22/2019 11:56:58 AM PDT by chief lee runamok
Authorities in Rhode Island are trying to figure out who set off explosives inside a pair of portable toilets over the weekend, leaving the thrones blown to pieces in two towns.
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Something has to be done to somebody.
"Every spring, the toilets explode."
In my day, it was enough of a prank to tip these over. Now folks are blowin’ em up.
Look for a male between 15 - 25 years of age.
Major crime alert here folks.
Just glad no one was sitting on the can here when one blew.
Too funny.
BATF will probably send their murder squad after the perps.
Toilet supremacists. Trump’s fault.
Don’t look like a cherry bomb or a silver salute or M80 done this.. lucky no one was occupado when it el exploded.
Sewercide bomber.
Some Bro’s just having some good clean fun.
It probably went something like...
1st Bro “Hey Bro, you still got that dynamite we lifted at the quarry?”
2nd Bro looks under seat of truck.
“Yeah Bro, whatcha thinking.”
1st Bro “let’s go blow us up some a them portable shatters Bro.”
3rd Bro “lets get another case of beer, blow them shatters to hell and gone then go see Mary Lou, Becky Lou and DeDe*.”
1st Bro “Well get that beer Bro, times wasting.”
*There is a DeDe, there is always a DeDe. One of those laws or something.
And one of them will have the middle name of Wayne. Like how the Sun rises in the East...
I say between 10 and 16. I remember those days around the 4th of July when M-80s and 1/4 sticks came available. Nothing was sacred...esp. mail boxes!
Was there a fan?
Did the sh%t hit it?
Good thing I didn’t let that one go in the kitchen.
Good one!
“And one of them will have the middle name of Wayne. Like how the Sun rises in the East...”
And sets in the West.
There is always a Wayne.
At least in the Bro world he won’t turn out to be a serial killer.
When I was growing up, our outhouse used to cave in a bit around the edges. The shed itself was always safe and solid as it was built on two railroad ties so it could be easily moved over a new hole when full.
My brother’s favorite trick was to throw an M-80 down one of the outside holes while someone was inside sitting on the crapper.
If you did this through the vent of one of the port-a-potties with the blue sanitary liquid in the bottom, it gave the person inside a “Blue Moon.”
That's what i would have said 20 years ago, but honestly teens and young adults are suffering from arrested development these days. 22 is the new 16 when it comes to maturity.
But, he'll be the one to try to put out the carburetor fire with his beer...
Are you Jack the ripper?
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