Jill Biden: 'Swallow a little bit' and vote for Joe

cnn ^ | 08/20/2019 | Paul LeBlanc

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Sounds like something Hill could have said about Bill.

Who was it who said that women should get down on their kneea and thank Bill?

[Bonemaker]

“Spit or swallow?”

Probably swallow... that’s how she landed Joe after his first wife was killed.

[TigersEye]

That’s what Jill tells all of Joe’s “girlfriends.”

[Bonemaker]

"And maybe you have to swallow a little bit..."

Actually Jill, now that you mention it...

[Bullish]

She’s swallowed a lot.

[Bullish]

Both she and Joe married an idiot.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Monica Lewinsky is thinking “Geez why is everyone mocking me”

[workerbee]

Swallow Joe for Your Children’s Future

(sounds like a winning campaign to me!!)

[Sarah Barracuda]

Slick Willy LOVES it when his ladies swallow

[gundog]

There were days in the military...early ‘80s...when you’d hear that a dozen times. And probably say it 3 or 4 times.

[bankwalker]

she’s proud of those legs ...

[Jeff Chandler]

I won’t repeat your reply but it’s the best one so far.

[laxcoach]

I know this isn’t quite the forum for Archer references, but “hey, phrasing!”

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Vote For Joe
Just Swallow It!

[Bonemaker]

She should be! And Joe is just 1 or 2 aluminum plaques away from the alzheimers wing at Friendly Acres. When that happens she will be like a dik dik on the Serengeti Plain.

[SaveFerris]

[LeonardFMason]

Is Bill Clinton running this campaign?

[Liz]

"I bet Bill didnt get you this hot."

[Wilhelm Tell]

“And maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, ‘OK, I personally like so and so better’...”

The jokes are not only writing themselves, they are running for office.

[Songcraft]

I think Pete Buttigieg might be more amenable to taking that advice than Hillary would be.