Posted on 08/11/2019 4:27:44 AM PDT by Helicondelta
According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”
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Satire website.
That is hillary-assly funny.
Thank you
Jokes aside, the Clintons weren’t the only ones getting nervous about a blabbing Epstein. Prince Andrew was the only outed future head of state but there could be dozens that were willing to shell out big bucks to shut Ol’ Jeffrey up.
This may end up like ‘The Orient Express’ where we try to guess which of the many suspects is the culprit, only to find out that they were ALL complicit.
Suicide contagion?
The Clintons have specialists to take care of things .
Prince Andrew is not a “future head of state” in any reasonable timeline.
If you have the bucks, you have a specialist.
I would like to see PDJT tweet about former Disney CEO was part of Epstein’s rape factory and how Disney owns ABCNEWS, and how those”reporting” the news at AbCnews include former Linton operative StephieStepOnAnElephant and perky Katie Couric .
Babylon Bee got this detail wrong: Vince Foster did leave a suicide note in which he claimed that he was distraught over the way the press was treating the Clintons. Whoever wrote that note on his behalf did not seem to know or care that such a ridiculous suicide note only fed into the suspicions of Arkancide. I think about the Foster “suicide” every time I drive past Fort Marcy park.
And before anyone jumps on me—yes, I know that this is satire. Babylon Bee is a great site.
Recall Those two StephieStepOnAnElephant and Couric were with Epstein when he got out of prison.
Substitute ‘member or the royal family’ for ‘future head of state’ and we are back on track.
Note: I have fired the incompetent staff member that miscopied that!
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Fired that guy, too.
I agree there.
BREAKING NEWS!
Authorities seek this unidentified "Person Of Interest"
who was seen delivering a pizza to the Epstein cell prior to his untimely demise.
The prison guards who found Epstein dead in his cell
admit they ate the leftover pizza and threw the box in the prison incinerator.
If we pinch Comey a bit maybe the Clintons can do the rest.
That’s just too funny.
Babylon Bee is a satirical site that speaks more truth than the “news” sites. :)
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