No it’s true!!
I’ve amassed 12 cases of JD in the basement just waiting for the apocalypse .
Now I have to start buying the pretzels.
That’s good planning because it goes faster than people think. At one of my going away parties we went through 8 gallons of Jim Beam. What if a person had a party and then doomsday hit? You would be down to near nothing and have nothing to trade for extra toilet paper.
Get the Snuder’s Butter Snaps ... BTW, what is JD?
Yeah. When I buy my survival pretzels I usually buy a few desiccant packs so they keep longer. Last time I was in the lady at the checkout counter looks over both shoulders, leans forward, and sez, "I don't think you need to buy the desiccant any more." She knows something.
This is, for those of us who live anywhere near a rural region, such common behavior that it scarcely bears mentioning. Because, uh, winter? Not to mention the relatively common threat of wildfire, tornado, hurricane, and violent thunderstorm such as the one that blew through here last night. Or the rarer but present threat of earthquake or a simple road or bridge washout. Because believe it or not, Anus Flats, Idaho isn't very high on FEMA's priority list.
I feel for urban preppers because it's a lot harder when you don't have the storage space, but there's still a lot you can do. 72 hours of emergency supplies isn't really a lot. You could put it in a cupboard. A small one.