[blueunicorn6]

Oh, sit right back and you’ll hear the tale
The tale of some pervert trips
Taken by a disbarred lawyer
And a drunk who always slips.

So join us here each week my friends
You’re sure to see a trial
Of lots of dirty Democrats
Here on Pedophile Isle.

[lightman]

Got a good beat, can dance to it—I’ll give it a 6.9!