“Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig!” – Captain Jack Sparrow
I'm feeling quite militant today. This Congressthing's statement proves that we MUST be more militant than ever now. So I will return the favor to her. Thank you, Congressthing Wilson, for Reminding me I am an AMERICAN, and you, Madam, are Most Assuredly Not.
Tomorrow I will be even MORE Militant.
Tomorrow is The Fourth Of July - THE Day that Americans finally raised their Middle Finger to the Mightiest Force on Earth at the Time, and loudly declared "No, By God, WE WILL BE FREE OF YOU." A momentous Time, by any account... A Time of Rebellion, a Time for Patriots to stand up and prove they believed what they said they Believed... and Did so.
The black powder muskets WILL make their yearly appearance in the yard tomorrow, in Open Defiance of King, Crown, Local Ordinances, Edicts and Democrat neighbors... the Son and I will offer the Yearly On The Vigil Signal Musket Salutes; the reports of which have been said to strike FEAR into the hearts of liberals and other Small Furry Animals everywhere.
Upon the First Musket Report, I will loudly declare Thanks to Captain John Parker of the Lexington Militia, venerate His Memory to all Present, and Regale the crowds with tales of his April 19, 1775 Stand which set the Road to July 4th, 1776 in Motion.
Huzzahs, Harrumphs, and Hear-Hears WILL be expected and received from Patriots past and present. And as usual, from somewhere across town, answering Signal Musketry WILL be heard, from a STILL As-Yet Unidentified Patriot Neighbor... Or could it be the Ghost of some Long-Lost Minuteman eternally Ready to Answer The Call??? One wonders, one does...
The Absolutely Defiant, bright yellow "Don't Tread On Me" Flag WILL be run up the flagpole, right beneath Old Glory... a symbol of a better time and better day from our AMERICAN past, which will bring the Local Tories out in the open, drooling with hatred. The Better To See Them... and the Reds of their Eyes.
I will, as usual, point at them and laugh. Nay... GUFFAW is the better word... while insulting their lack of Testicles and clear abundance of Estrogen, Botox, and fake breast implants. This, I have been told, irritates them, such as a tick burrowed in the nether regions would.
And then various Malicious Oaths and Malevolent Imprecations WILL be read from "The List" - and hurled, as it were, along with sundry and Quite Eloquently-expressed Verbal Insults, Abuses, and Curses Upon Entire Generations of Democrat/liberal/communist/nazi bastards of Questionable Parentage, Lineage, and Citizenship...
This will happen.
Best Regards to All, In American Brotherhood, I remain, Humbly, Your Servant, Hale
So. The dumber than Queen Sheila of The Triple Crown Weave, is that even possible?, Congresscritter Frederica Wilson of the Completely Ridiculous Hats just put a nice big “KICK ME!” sign on her massive posterior for US real Americans to take a swing at.
Bless her heart.
Anyone that doesn’t see that the Democratic Party is a threat to the very existence and survival of this country is a complete and total f’n moron, who shouldn’t be allowed to toast bread, let alone vote or reproduce.
Thanks.
“Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig!” – Captain Jack Sparrow