He's one of the Dixie Amish.
Posted on 06/14/2019 8:22:26 PM PDT by chief lee runamok
An 11-year-old boy in North Carolina struck an intruder in the back of the head with a machete to foil a home invasion on Friday, according to reports.
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Must have been a real meathead.
He's one of the Dixie Amish.
It would be even funnier if the perp's whole head had been lopped off. Still, it was a good job for an 11 year old. Better luck next time!
I agree but Im not sure its worse than some of the trends that misuse real names and words inappropriately or in an “innovative” way.
“Oh! Hey! I want you to meet our new daughter. Here she is, Charles Lamppost Elggumsttub Finklediener-Rodriguiz. We couldnt help ourselves, its just so cute!”
Woo, ah ya...that’s somethin...ummm...ya.
I am thinking that the 11 year old was at home alone, parent(s) can’t afford to put him in summer Kid’s Club. I hope not.
My sweet grandson is almost 11, just finished 4th grade. If he were left alone at home and a thug broke in, I think my grandson would have been in real trouble.
I’m thinking it’s French (Canadian, maybe?)
“Does that help when he’s doing home-invasion crimes?
Yeah, it will hold a screen door open, but he has to stay way clear of any Velcro!
Or his mother watched Fox News endless nightly drug commercials! But the disease angle is a good one too! There's the “little twin girls,” Syphilis and Gonorrhea.
It is an African American name: http://www.babynamescube.com/ja-taveon-name-meaning
Ha. I have no doubt that’s true. 😁
Wouldn’t it have been spelling justice if Jataveon died because it took too long to spell his names before he could be admitted to treatment?
No wonder the punk is a criminal. His parents hated him and gave him that name to make sure he knew it.
“Gee Officer Krumsky. I’m depraved because I’m deprived”.
#22. He looks more like a Dixie Cup with the bottom knocked out.
“Swing away”!
#9. RE his hair and “does that help when he’s doing home-invasion crimes”?
Well, yes, if he head-butts the door to get in.
As the late comedian Phil Foster would say, “That’s what I like about the South”.
I used to worry about my boys all the time when they were that age. Now that they're grown, I still worry.
Maybe this 11yo boy was always a sweet, shy boy, too.
Until the day this guy broke in and tried to take his PlayStation. lol
LOL
[It is an African American name]
Does it roughly translate to “lousy punk thief with bad hair”?
Well you do get bonus points for using extra consonants.
I think....
Just as I suspected...Amish.
Go to the link in post #30, & read the numerology meaning of the name.
LOL!
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