[bert]

At Sam’s, you can buy a large whole roasted chicken for $5

There are similar but smaller roasted chickens at most grocery stores.

[Texicanus]

At Sam’s, you can buy a large whole roasted chicken for $5

Sounds like a good deal, since you didn't have to raise it, catch it, wring it, pluck it, gut it, and cook it. After all, what could go wrong except maybe a little salmonella from time to time.