[Texicanus]

At Sam’s, you can buy a large whole roasted chicken for $5

Sounds like a good deal, since you didn't have to raise it, catch it, wring it, pluck it, gut it, and cook it. After all, what could go wrong except maybe a little salmonella from time to time.

[beef]

Next week Lidl has chicken legs for $.45/lb. I will be stocking up.