LOL
"What are you so aggravated about?"
"I spent over an hour putting on all of my make-up, coordinating my pants and blouse and doing my hair. And l had barely got out the front door when some strange guy harassed me!"
"Wow. What did he do?"
"He noticed!"
You would think Microaggression Sensetove Sunglasses (brought to you by the same people who make Peril Sensitive Sunglasses) would be more popular.
Perfect.
Liberals are offended by nearly everything and are permanently aggrieved. They are like spoiled children and needed to be treated as such.
Which is why you should give liberals only negative feedback.
"He could be a crackhead, a transvestite, a flasher, a junkie, a chainsaw murderer... or someone really sick!”
(Rosie O’Donnell’s character, slandering all Trans people.)
Which reminds me of Nathan Lane and Robin Williams and their Homophobic Hate movie, The Birdcage, where this exchange takes place between them:
Albert: Don’t use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you’re a man, and I know nothing because I’m a woman.
Armand: You’re not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Those sick anti-science anti-Gay anti-Trans people making Hollywood movies to spread their lies!!
That is hilariously amusing but the premise is oh so very true!
I am offended, therefore I am
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
If my micro aggression bothers you wait till you see my macro aggression.
Wouldn’t it be funny if someone really did start a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds to make MicroAgression- Detector goggles?
I bet thousands of snowflakes would fall for it and would really contribute.
That would be awesome.
LOL.
I love it. Whether this is satire or a real attempt to build a product the number of people who contribute and the amount of money raised is both performance art and an act of political expression.
Success has become defined around manipulating people into codependent relationships. A fashionable consensus defines success as one group adjusting their behavior to validate the emotional damage others have decided to inflict upon themselves for unending perceived slights. The instigators reside as fragments of a swarm and trade adulthood and dignity for prestige without accomplishments. The subservient parties receive effortless addictive compassion as the drug of choice. This novel moral superiority only requires fabricating disgust for themselves and for this country. Both parties then shelter within a joyous cacophony of mutually supportive orations validating the miseries of their own making.
Liberals are truly lunatics.
The Liberal Mind by Lyle H. Rossiter, Jr., M.D.
The Case Against Liberal Compassion
https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/the-case-against-liberal-compassion/