Posted on 05/09/2019 6:38:40 PM PDT by Zhang Fei
A judge sentenced an Oregon man to federal prison Monday for attempting to bribe an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer into deporting his estranged wife and stepdaughter.
Antonio Oswaldo Burgos, 48, met and married his wife in El Salvador. The couple, along with the woman’s daughter, eventually moved to Portland, Oregon. Their relationship began to deteriorate, however, and the two started the process of divorce by spring 2018, The Washington Post reported.
It was during this time that Burgos devised a plan against his soon-to-be ex-wife.
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My wife’s third generation Italian and I’m trying to have her deported.
[My wife’s third generation Italian and I’m trying to have her deported.]
Bribe? ICE could start charging a service fee.
“Take my wife....Please!”
lol
Not that Italy would want her :)
They’ve got their hands full with illegal aliens.
They don’t need annoying ones to start flooding too.
I just returned from a pleasure trip.
Took my mother-in-law to the airport. /Henny Youngman
Headline of the day!
I give the guy points for creativity.
[I just returned from a pleasure trip.
Took my mother-in-law to the airport. /Henny Youngman]
Deport them ALL!
Build the Wall!
Youngman’s wife Sadie Cohen was often the butt of his jokes (”My wife said to me, ‘For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I’ve never been before.’ I said, ‘Try the kitchen!’”, or “My wife’s cooking is fit for a king. [Gesturing as if feeding an invisible dog.] Here, King; here, King!” Also, “Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.”) In reality the two were very close, with Sadie often accompanying her husband on his tours. The Youngmans remained married for 59 years until Sadie’s death in 1987 after a prolonged illness. While she was ill, Henny had an ICU built in their bedroom, so she could be taken care of at home, rather than in the hospital, as Sadie was terrified of hospitals.
“And that age was known as the Golden Age, until it was spoiled by the arrival of the women.” —Snorri, from Edda
Asked my wife where she wanted to go eat for her birthday.
She said “I don’t care, as long as it’s expensive”.
So I took her to the airport and bought her a sandwich.
My wife said “Take out the garbage!”
I said “You cooked it! You take it out!” /rimshot
I’d like to be deported to Italy, wine country please, for a six month “attitude adjustment with optional pasta preparations classes”, please.
[Asked my wife where she wanted to go eat for her birthday.
She said “I don’t care, as long as it’s expensive”.
So I took her to the airport and bought her a sandwich.
My wife said “Take out the garbage!”
I said “You cooked it! You take it out!” /rimshot]
“Take my wife....Please!”
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You made it ahead of me.
The great Henny Youngman, of blessed memory.
P.S. In real life I love my wife dearly.
ROFLMAO!!
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