Posted on 04/13/2019 6:25:54 AM PDT by Twotone
Luke O’Neil’s opinion article in Wednesday’s Boston Globe opens lamenting a missed opportunity to adulterate political foe Bill Kristol’s meal with urine and blood. He ends with a half-baked “joke,” telling waiters they would be “serving America” by tampering with soon-to-be-former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen’s food.
“As for the waiters out there, I’m not saying you should tamper with anyone’s food, as that could get you into trouble. You might lose your serving job,” O’Neil says, cleverly building in some plausible deniability. “But you’d be serving America. And you won’t have any regrets years later,” he concludes, leaving less-than-stable readers to interpret and act on this advice as they may.
Some might argue that O’Neil’s words were tongue-in-cheek: “He’s obviously not really suggesting waiters should poison her. It’s a joke!” “After all, he specifically said they shouldn’t tamper with anyone’s food.”
I would argue that O’Neil, a seasoned writer, communicated his intent quite clearly. He expressed regret over his own missed opportunity for fantasized revenge and suggested others finding themselves in a similar position would do well to strike while the iron is hot. And remember, bodily fluids aren’t just gross, they can carry diseases.
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Lock them up.
The Left is hate.
And that "contaminate your food" gig works two ways, Puke. Noticed any extra "sauce" on your soy burgers lately? That snot-like substance on your tofu? A gravelly texture to your quinoa?
Typical violent Democrat.
Freak. Poster boy for the left and the DNC.
Would be sad if that nose ring got unceremoniously ripped out.
The Left is hate.
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A Trump win in 2020 would cause a meltdown the likes of which go well beyond anything we’ve seen lately. Unhinged will quickly morph into uncontrolled. We had better be ready for this eventuality.
The secret service should raid their offices and take all their computers.
I wonder of old Luke considered that he may end up with his ‘joke’ being played on him.
This dude looks like a parody of a hipster.
Too predictable.
Disgusting.
Fouling food advocate. Anyone who thinks like this is permanently mentally rotten.
Just look at him.
What does it mean when a guy wears a nose ring? (I don't care for them on (in?) gals, either.)
Is it a signal for the type of homosexual sex he prefers, thinking back to the more discreet/less in-your-face colored bandannas and which back pocket it's hanging out of?
And I couldn't find out where he went to school, keying on Howie Carr guessing O'Neil's "thinking" suggests Brown.
As you rot in prison for aggravated assault.
If such food tampering occurred, the Boston Glob would be criminally liable.
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