DEA looking for contractor to burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour

wreg.com ^ | Updated at 04:03PM, March 28, 2019 | Staff

[Red Badger]

HOUSTON, Texas — The Drug Enforcement Administration in Houston is looking for a contractor to burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour through September.

The DEA’s posting says the contractor would need to have enough space and resources to burn the marijuana for eight consecutive hours per day. The burns are needed to reduce unneeded evidence from the DEA’s inventory.

The incinerator must burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour, which would be delivered in “bales” or “bricks,” each weighing up to 200 pounds.

DEA agents would accompany the contractor during the burns, and all employees would receive drug tests and background checks. The DEA also requires that the contractor have surveillance cameras over the entire burn area, and DEA agents would access that closed-circuit video.

The posting also requires that the facility have a surrounding fence tall enough to block public view of the burning. The job would take place from March to September.

The DEA sent the following statement to KHOU about the position.

“Although we appreciate local citizens’ willingness to offer their help, this is a complicated, large-scale government contract we’re required by law to bid every few years, and there are usually only a handful of companies with the necessary facilities and resources to help us dispose of this material. While it makes for an interesting headline, the truth is far more prosaic – our agents working across the Houston Division make a huge number of great cases, and as a result, we seize a tremendous amount of illegal drugs. Arranging for the safe and effective destruction of these drugs is just part of the job.”

[BushCountry]

Then again you prove my point. Billions of revenue wasted by a government drowning in debt because of a technicality. Of course it is not just this. The government specializes in wasting money, the only service they are really good at, experts I would say.

[sparklite2]

"I'd like to apply for the pot burning contract."
"Have you any experience with this?"
"Yes, I  help Jimi Hendrix burn pot in Compton."
"Jimi Hendrix is dead."
"He is? Damn.  I guess I  can quit bugging him for a raise."
"What other qualifications do you have?"
"Well, I burn pot for Jimi Hendrix in Pasadena."
"I told you, Jimi Hendrix is dead!"
"There, too?"

[21twelve]

I was just watching a youtube on Willie Nelson and his guitar “Trigger”. Very early in his career he was at a party (maybe his first record deal or something?) and got a call that his house was on fire. He raced back to the house, ran in and rescued his guitar and a pound(?) of pot that he had! Everything else burned to the ground.

[Lean-Right]

yep, they’d pull a “Roger Stone” on her.

[Dust in the Wind]

Cheech And Chong- Vietnam

[mad_as_he$$]

We agree.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I knew a bunch of guys in college that would have given it the old college try.

[samtheman]

Thanks