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‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)
dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease

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To: a little elbow grease

So... can we conclude that this guy is a distraction?


21 posted on 03/15/2019 6:28:47 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (The media lies, the taxes for my working class self are lower this year. Thank you POTUS Trump!)
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To: a little elbow grease

Sounds like Vogon poetry.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Vogon_poetry


22 posted on 03/15/2019 6:29:06 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
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To: a little elbow grease

Good thing nobody from Black Sabbath has ever gone into politics. I recall some of their lyrics.
Same with Deep Purple.


23 posted on 03/15/2019 6:29:29 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: mylife

Oh?


24 posted on 03/15/2019 6:29:30 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Pearls Before Swine
Ok literary freeper critics. How does Beto’s poetry stack up against Obama’s effort, the one about Pops and the stained underwear, IIRC? ----

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Obama's was better.

Francis O'Dork's is 'udderly' awful.

25 posted on 03/15/2019 6:29:53 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

Just wait til AOC finds out this freak of nature is worshiping cows she is gonna have a COW


26 posted on 03/15/2019 6:30:00 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: a little elbow grease

LOL!!

Meme material for sure!


27 posted on 03/15/2019 6:31:13 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: Sarah Barracuda

He worshiped a DEAD cow ... so Sandy Ocasio would probably be OK with that.


28 posted on 03/15/2019 6:31:42 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

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"Then get down south, and build those walls!"

29 posted on 03/15/2019 6:31:54 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: hardspunned
You know the noble leftists will lecture us about Irish Bob only being in high school.

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Hmmmm......... when I was 16 I never wrote about running over children in a car.

O'Rourke --- “As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," O'Rourke wrote.

30 posted on 03/15/2019 6:32:30 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: Army Air Corps

Yup, Robert Francis is to white and privileged.


31 posted on 03/15/2019 6:32:52 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: NorthMountain

Yeah but if that dead cow is dead because he was chopped up for meat she wont be happy


32 posted on 03/15/2019 6:33:15 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Ken H

Sign materiel too.


33 posted on 03/15/2019 6:35:14 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free wwg1wga! Woe is media...)
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To: TheZMan
I despise Beta, but this is a waste of time.

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LOL.

Then go watch AOC dance at B.U. --- quite hot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2Xald7NYQ

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34 posted on 03/15/2019 6:35:18 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: lee martell

At least their lyrics are better than Beto’s attempted poetry...


35 posted on 03/15/2019 6:36:29 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: a little elbow grease
"‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’"


36 posted on 03/15/2019 6:36:30 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: a little elbow grease

You can bet your arse that it will be milked...


37 posted on 03/15/2019 6:36:33 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: a little elbow grease

This brings to mind the flawed, but visionary film “Idiocracy”.


38 posted on 03/15/2019 6:37:37 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.”)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

“Just wait til AOC finds out this freak of nature is worshiping cows she is gonna have a COW”

Beto, you are a madman! Like when you stole that cow and your friends tried to make it with that cow...


39 posted on 03/15/2019 6:37:49 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: SMGFan
Looks like Dr. Drew is quite right.

Beto's campaign slogan,

'Buff My Balls and Take My Calls'

40 posted on 03/15/2019 6:37:57 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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