Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?
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Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?
Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women.
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You: "Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?"
Me: "Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?"
You: "Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women."
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Well then, if I may say to you --- it may be better not to draw conclusions from limited information.
I spoke only of suburban women because my grocery store is close by in our suburb, a place where our home has been for forty five years.
If I had actually said something about urban or rural women, I might have suggested that the urban women could be just as equally gullible and foolish about politics.
However, from my seventy two years on this earth observing human nature carefully, I would suggest that rural women are not nearly as gullible and foolish as the others. (It's harder to pull 'the political wool' over the eyes of the farming community.)
Have a good week. --- By the way .... are you a female?
“Have a good week. -— By the way .... are you a female? “
I have only ONE word on my profile page and that is FEMALE-—that ought to tell you something.:-)
I am an 86 year old who has spent the last 60 years in the suburbs. I was just curious about your original statement.
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Now you have your answer concerning that statement. I'm sorry that I was unclear originally.
And, sincere congratulations on your longevity.
Please be well, and take us through a few more Republican administratons.
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By the way, we have a good guy here in Pittsburgh, PA. by the name of Mears.
Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters
https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2018/10/02/steve-mears-penguins-broadcasting-job-shadow-program/stories/201810020028
“Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters “
I’ll be darned,no relation,unfortunately.:-)
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CARTMAN!
DANG!
It could be sung to the tune of the “alternate” Bonanza theme song. https://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/b/bonanza.html
One for four, four for one:
“Wax my ass, scrub my balls”
I, I, er... Words fail me.
yeah ...
Right ..... he’s a regular Walt Whitman. /s
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