Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
“Psychedelic Warlord,”
He chose a nom de plume TWENTY years out of date for a teenager. I think we got this guy...
I agree with those who are reluctant to judge people by some youthful popping off but there is a red line and that paragraph is well over it. That paragraph was written by a Deviant. Period.
A hyper narcissistic idiot...the worst kind.
16 is ridiculous. 18 is pushing it in my opinion. Frankly I wouldn’t mind seeing the voting age raised to 21 or even 30.
I mean, you really do get smarter with age. More experience equals more understanding and more perspective on things. There’s just no doubt about it.
If the goal is to improve the quality of the vote, raise the voting age.
Naturally the Democrats have it completely backwards.
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Well said.
OUCH! And another one bytes the dust...
Beto O’Rourke's being set up to fail. He's becoming the crazy white man - totally undeserving of his 'place' in the world... Beto's filling a fantasy stereotype held by black nationalists...
I’ve adopted a new tagline . . .
Boom!
Please post... it wasn't on your reply.
I can guess!
Thank you. Too bad. What he was reading was very damaging to the clown, IMHO
Brett Kavanaugh now made high school fair game.
Things we didn’t know. Not what we already know.
The new gal...AOC at 29 still isn't grown up...just a former bar maid...and thinks she is an expert on all matters...would love to see where she is in 30 years, but unfortunately I won't be around ...
Teen agers are the time of their lives to enjoy and let MOM and Dad be in charge..not being out voting and making decisions for tax paying Americans...
Nancy Pelosi is brain dead...
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass - by Beto the 'child killer'...
Yep, suburban women are swooning.../s
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LOL ........... I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are.
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“I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are. “
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Odd comment.
How are they different from urban or rural women?
(I have been a suburban woman my entire adult life.)
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I wonder if that has anything to do with why our enemies - Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran have very few women in positions of power?
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
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