Posted on 02/13/2019 7:09:03 PM PST by Rummyfan
I woke up, thanked Allah for not letting the yahud across the street hypnotize me in my sleep, then crawled to the window and peeked over the sill. The black Volvo was gone. He must have got up early this morning, to stuff more money into the mouths of the other members of the Minnesota delegation. I got up, standing strong.
My husband gets the kids’ breakfast. He’s like a brother to me. Really. It’s in our faith tradition. His support gives me time to do more for my people. There’s so much to do when I get to my office, I barely have time to wipe my feet on the Israeli-flag doormat that members of my progressive and diverse community gave me when I won my House seat by defeating the yahud Phyllis Kahn and Mohamud Noor, who I now believe to be a yahud.
I stopped at Starbucks on the way to the Zionist Occupation Government for a soy chai latte, when I noticed that the barista was looking at me funnily again. Then I heard one of his co-workers call him ‘Ben’. I left without collecting my drink. In Somalia, people say that the Jews put drugs in soy products to make men grow breasts. That’s why many of the men in Occupied Palestine lactate. The Israeli soldiers milk them at checkpoints, and put the milk in their coffee. And we call Israel a democracy.
A pile of letters was waiting on my desk, messages of support because I’m standing strong against Jew money power. Some of the letters are from as far away as the German-speaking community in Argentina and the tribal regions of Afghanistan. There was even one from a proud Muslim activist in Vermont called Bernie...
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.us ...
Become a Republican.
That is the best satirical article I have ever read. Really.
Sorry about that! :) We see quite a bit of humor and satire on FR. But this thing is actually laugh-out-loud funny.
Fantastic, hilarious pieces like this are like nukes to the humorless and easily-triggered Left. We need way more of them.
Very good. Satire is only good when you really think it is true.
Perfect.
islamic gerrymandering.
My understanding is the district is 60% Somali, 39% commie/jinos
BINGO.
ROFL!!! It’s tough work to make every sentence a punch line.
How does a person like this get elected to office in democratic America?
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When the party of ‘choice’ refuses to back or propose decent opponents, when people stay home because ‘their’ candidate doesn’t comb his hair the way you like...etc...
A long time ago I ‘learned’ that if some nut job wants to get a law passed making cats and dogs wear diapers and they show up at city council meetings, pick up another nut here and there, WE sit back and laugh at such a proposal knowing it will go nowhere, meanwhile enough nutz show up and get it on the ballot, the handful of people will get it passed because the rest ‘of us’ just wasn’t paying attention...
Regards,
I really hope that the Capital police have the good sense to check her to be sure she isn’t wearing a suicide vest.
An extreme case of insis!
So....Ilhan Omar was elected by white liberals. The same liberals who demand that we “deplorables” must turn in our guns and submit to the New Order.
Even easier to understand than my mistaken assumption.
Just let the Muslimah ho-jabi keep running her entitled Somali mouth. And for the sake of history recall that forty years ago the most beautiful woman in the world was a supermodel Somali named Iman.
And also remember that the most fervent champion of liberty against Islamic imperialism is a Somali woman named Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
And let us also not forget (as I just did) that there are not one but two Somali nations. The failed state of Somalia is the one that sends us its murderous detritus and hijacks ships at sea while torturing the region with Al-Shabaab terrorists.
The other state is Northern Somaliland, utterly unrecognized by the oh so PC United Nations but which boasts a governable nation state with a parliament, a stable currency, and an economy which is a net exporter of food and other commodities.
So much for “anti-Somali racism”.
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When PETA attacks her for mistreating her camel!
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