I have a story about a friend who lives in AZ who's hubby put on a pair of pants one morning..with a scorpion inside them. I'll leave it up to the California Liberal’s imagination of what happened next to the poor guy should they move there.
Good tip is to always shake out your clothes out before putting them on. And check the sheets at night as well...
Oklahoma hasn’t changed and is still just the same as John Steinbeck wrote about in the “ Grapes of Wrath”. There are no dentist in the state. The only people that move here and fit in are our cousins from Arkansas. We are backwards, clannish, and hostile to outsiders.