Only life threatening if you’re too stupid to appreciate the danger.
Another effect of Goebbels Warming.
With an article title that alarming, frightening, it’s best we all just kill ourselves....
So they will be blaming global warming for the cold weather, because the midwest never had cold winds coming down from the North before people started driving SUVs.
It’s all Trump’s fault, I tell ya all Trump’s fault. If he only believed in the hoax Gia wouldn’t be punishing Chicago.
Cold weather in Minnesota in January. What’s the world coming to?
Oh, that silly globull warming acting up again. At least it’ll knock down Chicago’s shootings.
Wow! I’ll tell you what I would do if I was running a scam related to future weather patterns.
I would drop the term GLOBAL WARMING and use the term CLIMATE CHANGE in its place.
Wind chills of -40 probably happen a minimum of once a year in most of these areas.
And this blast is a long way from records:
1978:
Blizzard conditions affected most of Iowa on January 26-27, with snow blown by winds in excess of 50 mph into drifts as high as 13 feet and wind chill values dropping to as low as -70 F.
Most roads were closed including Interstate 35 as thousands of cars and trucks were stranded along the roadways and in ditches. Schools and businesses were closed across the state.
Further east the storm system produced record amounts of snow in parts of Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Michigan.
I hope their Solar panels can handle the load!
Get those windmills oiled!
Ha-ha!
Natural gas lines freeze up? Well, - enjoy your Green Power.
How will people in the Midwest and Northeast heat their homes?
At +70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
At +60 - North Carolinians start turning on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
At +50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
At +40 - Italian and English cars won’t start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
At +30 - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior’s water gets thicker.
At +20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
At +15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 0 - People in Miami begin freezing to death...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
At -20 - Californians evacuate to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
At -40 - Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
At -60 - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
At -80 - Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
At -100 - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.
At -297 - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
At -459.69 - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, “Cold ‘nuff for ya?”
At -500 - Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (but not from global warming...)
Greetings from $hitcagoland, current temperature +4 fahrenheit. When it’s this cold, the democrats have to keep their hands in their own pockets instead of rifling through yours.....
Dog gone it!
If President Trump didn’t pull out of the Paris Accord, none of this would have happened.
Because global warming this is not.
Where's Al Bore when we need a little of his global warming?
In hiding inside as usual when the weather outside is not going his way.
I remember cross country skiing in Minnesota at -20 with no wind. Even bundled up and working hard on the skies we could only stay out for around an hour. With any wind at all...forget it.