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SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid
citizenfreepress.com ^ | 1/22/19 | Kane

Posted on 01/22/2019 1:40:41 PM PST by a little elbow grease

A Saturday Night Live comedy writer responded to the media’s false story about the Covington High kids by offering oral sex to anyone who punches them in the face.

“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.

Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”

Her Instagram page, which she has labeled “tits and depression,” features numerous pictures of her drawing attention to her ample breasts.

Beattie’s vulgar tweet was just one of countless similar violent threats made by leftists in response to the story. Twitter has thus far failed to take any action against any prominent individual for encouraging violence against children.

(Excerpt) Read more at citizenfreepress.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: again; covington; culture; lovetrumpshate; maga; magahat; nbcassault; nbccriminality; nbcsolicitation; nbcvschildren; protesters; sex
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To: null and void

A freak of nature!


81 posted on 01/22/2019 3:12:36 PM PST by miserare ( Indict Hillary!)
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To: jstolzen


" I don’t recognize my country anymore, as it has COME. TOTALLY. UNGLUED.”

You’re not alone!

It’s like an bad SNL skit that won’t ever end!
82 posted on 01/22/2019 3:13:46 PM PST by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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To: a little elbow grease

That explains how she got her job.


83 posted on 01/22/2019 3:17:21 PM PST by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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To: a little elbow grease
“I will blow whoever..."

Prolly coulda just stopped right there. d;^)

.

Based on the pic, Lorena Bobbitt, anyone?

84 posted on 01/22/2019 3:21:11 PM PST by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: a little elbow grease

Good for her.

It’s on the internet and will never go away.

Future suitors will get to see what kind of gal she is.

Her parents are so proud.

Future old and alone cat lady.


85 posted on 01/22/2019 3:23:47 PM PST by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
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To: a little elbow grease
another feckless frunt heard from
86 posted on 01/22/2019 3:24:06 PM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: All

Would it be evil of me to offer a MAGA hat to anyone who punches Miss Beattie in the face?


87 posted on 01/22/2019 3:31:51 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: a little elbow grease

You are going to give a Lewinsky to anybody who punches a Covington Catholic students? I think that is whoring yourself...of course, you are a whore...


88 posted on 01/22/2019 3:50:05 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: a little elbow grease

Very classy, just like that NASTY piece of trash, Madonna.


89 posted on 01/22/2019 4:16:24 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: Deplorable American1776

Hey...my dog punched the kid. Now what???


90 posted on 01/22/2019 4:28:27 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hecticskeptic

You’re Correct,,,
Set Your Eyes on
The True Prize!


91 posted on 01/22/2019 5:32:09 PM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: a little elbow grease

If breasts were brains would that make her a genius?


92 posted on 01/22/2019 6:54:14 PM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: a little elbow grease

This is basically prostitution, no?


93 posted on 01/22/2019 7:40:06 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: hal ogen

She might be into beastiality, so she might enjoy it...


94 posted on 01/22/2019 8:18:31 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: MeganC
Here's the link for Crime Stoppers NYPD....

Anonymous, plus cash rewards!

Tell them you are fearful of getting doxed, or getting vilified on SNL - LOL!

https://crimestoppers.nypdonline.org/?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

95 posted on 01/23/2019 12:18:12 AM PST by zeestephen
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

I guess so...... or wanting her 15 minutes.


96 posted on 01/23/2019 2:26:28 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: philman_36
If breasts were brains would that make her a genius? ---

___________

LOL ...... right up there.

97 posted on 01/23/2019 2:27:24 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Kid should punch himself in the face and then collect.

Bet he would have even a bigger grin. Contract is a contract sweetheart.

________________

LMAO

98 posted on 01/23/2019 2:33:30 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: SmokingJoe
NICE!

........ nudge, nudge

LOL

99 posted on 01/23/2019 5:59:01 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: Lockbox

LOL ...... that’s great.


100 posted on 01/23/2019 6:01:49 AM PST by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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