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Comcast Voice-Remote Rejects "Dick Van Dyke" Search: "I Cannot Handle That Type of Language"
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..... touchy.
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To: a little elbow grease
To: a little elbow grease
what do you call a lesbian driving a truck load of dildos?
34 posted on
01/05/2019 8:40:12 AM PST by
4yearlurker
("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
To: a little elbow grease
I wouldn’t image search that text string without safe search turned on. Just sayin’, and I darn sure didn’t.
35 posted on
01/05/2019 8:41:04 AM PST by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: a little elbow grease
36 posted on
01/05/2019 8:48:09 AM PST by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: a little elbow grease
Would not be surprised if it is listening when the microphone button but in NOT pressed as well.
37 posted on
01/05/2019 8:49:23 AM PST by
Soros Billions
(Gore is a pussy, Hillary : There's a man for ya)
To: a little elbow grease; All
I have a car that reads text messages from my smartphone. After one particularly interesting family affair someone texted "That was a real clusterf*ck" - exact text. I had the car read it to me, and it read it verbatim, with the swear word.
True story. I've been telling people my car knows how to swear.
38 posted on
01/05/2019 8:51:05 AM PST by
Hardastarboard
(Break it off in 'em, Brett. They've earned it, and you've earned it.)
To: a little elbow grease
Xfinity spokesperson: "We want to provide our customers with a best-in-class voice control experience that is also safe and appropriate for every member of the family. Last month alone, our customers issued 700 million voice commands, and when issues like this arise, we work to address them quickly." Anyone else tired of these Dick Van Dyke responses from big corporations?
To: a little elbow grease
dick tracy, Dan Rowan and Dick Martin. Say good night Dick.
43 posted on
01/05/2019 9:08:21 AM PST by
morphing libertarian
(Use Comey's Report; Indict Hillary now; build Kate's wall. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)
To: a little elbow grease
A Walmart bakery refused to make a cake for a cum laude graduate.
44 posted on
01/05/2019 9:11:03 AM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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45 posted on
01/05/2019 9:12:00 AM PST by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: a little elbow grease
Our local high school blocked “rock” from their computers. Students couldn’t search rocks for science class or check on the local rock and gem club.
46 posted on
01/05/2019 9:13:03 AM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: a little elbow grease
I tried to write an on line letter to the editor, but it kept getting rejected, and I was told to clean up my potty language mouth.
After several more tries, I finally traced down the bad words, which were...HTTP, and WWW. and .com. It was a link to another legitimate news site.
To: a little elbow grease
Rob (playing a game of Scrabble): Oh, I see an easy five letter word right away, F-R-E-E-P. Freep.
Jerry: Freep? What’s that?
- The Dick Van Dyke Show
Episode title: A Man’s Teeth Are Not His Own
Original Air date: Dec. 19, 1962
Episode number 43 (13th episode of the 2nd season)
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