Is the Clinton stadium tour going to be canceled?

American Thinker ^ | December 5, 2018 | Thomas Lifson

[detective]

So far, half of the events scheduled for the stadium tour of Bill and Hillary Clinton have been canceled. Even worse, both of the two out of four events canceled were in the United States, and the two conversations delivered to audiences were both in Canada.

Advance ticket sales for last night's scheduled event in Sugarland, Texas, a suburb of Houston, were so dismal that prices were slashed by 90% for the cheapest seats. But even that level of discounting apparently didn't prevent another prospective sea of empty seats, such as the 83% empty arena in Toronto that had to be humiliating for the fading former first family.

[detective]

The Sugarland gig last night was canceled but has been face-savingly described as "postponed in order to attend funeral services for former President George H.W. Bush."

This claim doesn't withstand minimal scrutiny. The state funeral honoring the forty-first president is taking place today, and it takes less than three hours to fly from Houston to Washington, D.C.

[SkyDancer]

So who pays for the rent on the auditorium?

[SaveFerris]

The Russians hacked the ticket sales!

[BenLurkin]

No bucks. No Buck Rogers.

[SkyDancer]

Oh and PS: it takes longer than that for her to fly on her broom there.

[BenLurkin]

Heh

[a fool in paradise]

Have her tranquilizers worn off from today yet?

[Rio]

Change it to:

The Clinton High School Gymnasium Tour

[Leaning Right]

I hope the tour doesn't get cancelled. Some of my ultra-liberal friends are already in line to buy tickets.

[SaveFerris]

Could be Russian hackers in Macedonia.

Hillary isn’t able to get Juan McCain to help carry another “dossier” yet. She’ll have to go shopping. Jeff Flake is probably available...

[allendale]

Clintons always need money. Wonder how much they paying out monthly to their “insiders” to keep quiet about what they know. Most of them are not dopes and have arranged “in the event of my death” releases of videos and documents.

[seawolf101]

So who pays for the rent on the auditorium?

I still say this is all a money laundering scheme for the Clintons. Somebody pays cash for all the tickets and now they have legitimate ticket sales income. They end up giving away the tickets and who cares if the people show up. Even if they cancel the event, they do not give refunds and pocket the cash as a legitimate sale.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Couldn’t be, that,........

That there is simply no market to hear the pablum spewing forth from the Clintons?

Could it be, that, even liberal types are tired of the Clintons???

Could it be that nothing new will be said, as Hillary pouts about losing the election, and they warn us of how Trump is dangerous to democracy and all that??

Could it be liberals don’t want to fork over big bucks to hear all that?

[proust]

How out of touch do they keep the Clintons to make them think this was a good idea?

[SaveFerris]

Wish I could find my animated .gif of the Hillary people looking all concerned with their small crowd from 2016. I can’t remember what I filed it under.

[ETL]

How about,

"The Clinton Crime Family Cemetery Tour"

[miserare]

Stadium tours? They should scale it down to Junior High gymnasiums.

[SpaceBar]

Did their drummer spontaneously combust?

[tomkat]

Stadium

             

[dhs12345]

I bet Bill is bummed. Less access to young foolish girl groupies.