Dispute over potato leads to stabbing, arrest in Nassau County (FL)

WOKV-AM ^ | November 26, 2018 | Arielle Wysocki

[Seaplaner]

Great comments above!

The perp is in major tuber-oble now!

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[Cuttnhorse]

He's just lucky this guy wasn't there.

[LouieFisk]

“The perp is in major tuber-oble now!”
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You’d think that with that many eyes he’d see the error of his ways.

[Cuttnhorse]

He’ll be lucky if they don’t remove his pringles.

[TigersEye]

I think that pun spuddered out. I’m too whipped to think of anymore myself.

[LouieFisk]

“He’s just lucky this guy wasn’t there.”
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Well, at least now the perp is behind bars and has time to medi-tate on the consequences of his crime.

[LouieFisk]

“I think that pun spuddered out. I’m too whipped to think of anymore myself.”
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That’s okay. I’m still rooting for you anyway.

[TigersEye]

Thanks. Being well-rooted, I know that’s the way the bacon crumbles.

[familyop]

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[Songcraft]

Spud Blood.

[skepsel]

This was only an hour or so north of Spuds.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds,_Florida

[GnuThere]

I’d call it hangry in this case.

[piasa]

I hope someone cuts his spud off some day.

[piasa]

He wanted a BB gun for Christmas but Santa declined, fearing he’d shoot his eye out. So this Christmas he got a fork instead...

[piasa]

Crumpton told deputies that he threw a fork at the victim during a dispute over a potato, and that Crumpton thought the fork “glanced off her head,” according to the arrest report.

Ah, it figures. The notorious mobster, Hungry Jack Crumpton, hiding out down in Florida with all the retired old perogies.

[Salamander]

Tuber, or not tuber.
That is the question.

[Getready]

I am sure she got under his skin...but he had a good tine anyway.....ray price...where are you?....for the good tines.....

[mabarker1]

I watched a Buddy warn another at the Lunch table in High School to stop stealing Tater Tots off His tray or there would be a hand stabbing.

Well dumbshit grabbed for another one and ended up with 4 holes in the back of the hand.

My buddy reached out and held the guys hand down and pulled the fork out, wiped it off and went back to His lunch

Perforated boy says”YOU STABBED ME!!!”

My Buddy said “I warned you” and finished lunch, got up and went to turn in the tray and the full auto assault fork.

Never again were Tots stolen.

[Squantos]

He was stabbing tater tots in a lunch room, on a lunch table with implements provided by the school ...... dip shit dork’s hand got in the way. Such dorks are the reason we have sporks ......

[Squantos]

Hangry !