Posted on 11/09/2018 4:13:05 AM PST by RoosterRedux
Democratic socialist and Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York announced Thursday that issues like finding an apartment in Washington, D.C., before receiving her congressional salary are very real.
I have three months without a salary before Im a member of Congress, so how do I get an apartment? Ocasio-Cortez said to The New York Times. Those little things are very real.
However, she noted that she and her partner have been saving money since before leaving her job as a bartender in New York.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Cum Laude economics degree. She and her partner have been saving since she left her bartending job? Skimming campaign funds more likely, just like she did with tip at the bar.
You can come live with me and my 5 brothers.....we’ll take goooood care of yo ass.
OMG
During the campaign she was wearing shoes that cost more than my car. Maybe she should take a course on basic economics or something. Oh wait, she has a degree in that sort of thing.
I remember Sonny Bono joked about his arrival in Washington. He said that at the first meeting he attended the others asked if he was the pizza delivery guy. I don’t think she has a sense of humor about her qualifications.
There will be a gofundme set up for her in about 5 minutes now, just watch.
Best answer of the day.
How could she not?!
I think her degree honor was “come loudly”...and here she comes, loudly.
Bingo.
Well, you could stay at a Holiday Inn Express...with the added bonus of maybe getting some smarts....
Being a communist, maybe she can shoot a Kulak and take his money. It worked for Stalin and Castro.
They never write This unless it's a same-sex couple they're talking about.
Now you have me unsure if she is talking about her fellow cowpoke that rides the range and ropes cattle with her, and whether or not she habitually uses the word "howdy" as well...
she should ask Stormy Daniels for a loan or a few tips on how to work that ‘stripper-pole-thingy’.
She’s darling, isn’t she?
free apartments for everyone!
Do that Socialism spread-the-wealth magic, you and your partner and your pets can move in with the new Speaker. Just show up at the door, same as no-borders, right? Don’t even have to use I.C.E.!
Larry Flynt would probably front her a nice check in return for a pictorial.
First, you have to go to the Ministry of Housing and apply for an application. Typically, one will be mailed to you within sixty days.
(If you are cute and you know what men like, under certain circumstances you can walk right out with one).
Once you get the application, your local Party cadre leader has to endorse it. There is a waiting list, but again, there are options available to attractive females. (If, coming from Westchester County, this confuses you, just check with Kamala Harris).
OK, now your application has been endorsed! Congratulations! You will be living with two families in a three-room apartment in Anacostia. Oh, but the apartment is on the list to be painted in late 2019, you won’t be able to move in until then.
In the meantime, the block captain for V Street SE will share his spacious studio with you, at no cost. He likes women like you, but don’t worry, he’s usually drunk and often passes out after you give him the slightest “encouragement”.
Welcome to socialist Washington, Comrade!
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