[conservative98]

I'm the Democrat party star
Bobby De Niro says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I almost beat Ted Cruz with Soros money
I got a teacher chick

[conservative98]

Beto lost? That’s ok. Now he can run for President.— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 7, 2018

[upchuck]

And I look like the doofus that I am.

IMHO, Beto 2020 is a stretch beyond comprehension.

[Farmer Dean]

He needs to fix that gin blossom before 2020.

[Chickensoup]

Yeah, let the loser run for president.

[Pining_4_TX]

He can’t be a true Kennedy type until he leaves a blond in a pond.

[Spirochete]

If it looks like a Kennedy, votes like a Kennedy, and drinks & drives like a Kennedy, then it probably *is* a Kennedy.

[Newtoidaho]

Now, he just needs to drown a girl in a car crash an he’ll be perfect for the demonrats.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

You’re not much of a national “rising star” when you just lost your Senate race. Let him “run” all he wants for 2020, he will just waste money and oxygen for the Democraps.

[Crucial]

Beto O’Toast

[BillyBoy]

He will soon announce he is carpetbagging to Hawaii in order to run for the U.S. Senate, file for office as “Yoshi O’Rourke”, and claim the “Yoshi” part is a “childhood nickname”.

[rfp1234]

He had a red Kennedy nose.

[Salamander]

He looks like he drives a van with “FREE CANDY” painted on the side.