[blueunicorn6]

Man.

You don’t want to be the guy holding the dustpan in The Poop Patrol.

What if old Melvin there with the broom gets a little excited and puts too much power on his sweep and the turd comes up and knocks of your English driving cap?

[Songcraft]

You're right. He should probably wear a disposable hat like this one...

      

(if you look at that Poop Patrol photo, the guy in back is holding one of those "grippers". It's probably better to use one of them than a dust pan to do the nasty job...)