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MAGA Trolls' Efforts to Take Down Robert Mueller Flame Out in Hilarious and Spectacular Fashion
GQ via Yahoo ^ | October 31st, 2018 | Jay Willis

Posted on 10/31/2018 8:03:50 AM PDT by Mariner

Politics in 2018 is a nightmarish hellscape that is largely devoid of heroes, so let us take a brief moment to revel in the astonishing stupidity of one of its third-tier villains: Jacob Wohl, who you may recognize as the greasy 20-year-old doofus who pops up first in the replies below every other Donald Trump tweet. This delightful tale began on Monday, when the disgraced teenaged hedge fund genius posted a tantalizing hint about a major forthcoming news story:

Special counsel Robert Mueller, the evil mastermind behind the insidious left-wing plot to take down Wohl's beloved president, has been hiding a dark past from the American people all along.

Alas, Wohl's prediction was a fervent bit of wishcasting, because it sure seems—seems—that he and his crew of MAGA-adjacent dorks cooked up the entire thing themselves. According to NBC News, several reporters were told in recent weeks that a mysterious individual had offered various women $20,000 to claim that Mueller, while an attorney in private practice in the mid-1970s, and engaged in some form of sexual misconduct. Independently of one another, those reporters determined that literally none of the relevant aspects of the story checked out, and so they passed along the tip to the special counsel's office, which in turn referred it to the FBI for investigation.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: fakelikeqanon; haha; jacobwohl; metoo; miserablefailure; mueller
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To: thoughtomator

that was my thought as well - no woman has been identified, no person has been identified. Just that the right has been accused of trying to smear a guy who should already be smeared enough by his meandering “investigation” and his participation in the Whitey Bulger affair


21 posted on 10/31/2018 8:56:25 AM PDT by phothus (http://buanadha.wordpress.com/)
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To: Ann Archy

He left 4 innocent men rot in jail for a crime that he knew Bulger had committed


22 posted on 10/31/2018 8:57:08 AM PDT by phothus (http://buanadha.wordpress.com/)
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To: GSWarrior

It wasn’t a President’s tweet


23 posted on 10/31/2018 8:58:38 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Mariner

“Whitey Bulger” Just conveniently died, he had a lot of dealings with Mueller and indicated he was about to talk about corrupt FBI agents when we was suddenly moved to another prison where old enemies had open access to him.


24 posted on 10/31/2018 9:03:20 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Mariner

The enemedia might be grinning because the Mueller accusations might be false, but that’s just whistling past the graveyard.

When you have lost your credibility it doesn’t matter if you occasionally report the truth.


25 posted on 10/31/2018 9:03:26 AM PDT by grumpygresh (Abolish administrative law. It's regressive, medieval and unconstitutional!)
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To: Mariner

I was suspicious when I read the accuser was a chick.


26 posted on 10/31/2018 9:04:24 AM PDT by mewzilla (Is Central America emptying its prisons?)
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To: mewzilla

... so they’re going after Gateway Pundit for doing the exact same thing Michael Avenatti and Lisa Bloom do every day?


27 posted on 10/31/2018 9:05:30 AM PDT by jyo19
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To: Mariner

I read the filing. There is a witness to the initial approach he made. Somebody was there at the bar in the hotel when he approached the victim.

The details of the assault were pretty specific. Certainly, much more specific than Blasey’s were.

Mueller’s pre-emptive allegation that she was paid to come forward, however, has no substantiation as yet. Curious that he made the allegation PRIOR to the filing of the charges and the announcement.

Statute of limitations may be an issue. I don’t remember when the incident occurred. Add to that Whitey Bulger dying and this is starting to feel like someone has the goods on Mueller and is beginning to use them. Bulger and Mueller have long history.


28 posted on 10/31/2018 9:09:38 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: phothus

OMG!! Mueller is a DISGUSTING POS!


29 posted on 10/31/2018 9:10:38 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: ifinnegan; Mariner

And wasn’t it coincidental that Herr Mueller came out with his denials even before GP and others broke the story that he was being charged.

Sure sounds to me like Mueller himself made up the charges, had Whitey murdered, and denied the charges all before the story even became a story.

All too convenient.


30 posted on 10/31/2018 9:23:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Mariner
Never heard of Jacob Wohl, just as I never heard of Richard Spencer before the media tried to turn him into an official Trump spokesman, or the City Clerk in Possum Tail, Mississippi, who tweeted something bad about Michelle Obama (made up the last one). The media love to highlight these obscure figures and make them into more than they ever were, just for the sake of discrediting conservatives.

Meanwhile, PJ Media has a story about a former media CEO (King Broadcasting) who says (seriously) that, in order to "save democracy," "straight white males" should be prevented from voting. THAT kind of nonsense will not be the subject of ridicule in GQ; in fact, they might even agree with it.
31 posted on 10/31/2018 9:25:49 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Mariner

“Only fools fall for sensationalized headlines from Gateway Pundit.”

Yup. I knew this story was a set-up to make conservatives look like hypocrites from the start. Jim Hoft and the rest of those fools deserve what they get.

If I was afraid of being called a Conspiracy Theorist, which I’m not because a whole lot of historical events were caused by baddies who got together and planned for bad things to happen, I’d say that Hoft and GP were Deep State controlled opposition. But I’ll give these Bozos the benefit of the doubt and call them just plain stupid.


32 posted on 10/31/2018 9:28:02 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: RinaseaofDs
Bulger and Mueller have long history.

Bulger and Mueller *had* long history.

33 posted on 10/31/2018 9:29:59 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Mariner
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Mueller does indeed have a dark past, but not in such an irrelevant pursuit.

Mueller's dark past is in his effect on the FBI. He turned it into an Islamic Church.
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34 posted on 10/31/2018 9:36:39 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: thoughtomator

It almost sounds like a reverse O’Keefe operation. Fabricate a narrative almost every conservative wants to hear, tell the mark what they want to hear and you’re halfway home. Concoct a story with details which can be proven false and feed the story to some young eager beaver conservative blogger looking to make his mark. Then just sit back and revel in the lolz as the conservative outlets pushing the story are made to look like fools. It’s reminiscent of the op he tried to pull last year on the WaPo with the woman who tried to claim that Roy Moore raped and impregnated her as a teenager then had her get an abortion. Say what you will about the Post, but they did their homework there.


35 posted on 10/31/2018 10:03:33 AM PDT by Coronal
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To: wastoute

It appears that Mueller was in DC on jury duty at the time of the alleged assault.

“Robert Mueller dutifully doing his jury duty in D.C. Superior Court on Monday. The FBI director (with an ear-pieced security guy in tow) made it all the way into the jury box for voir dire on a gun-possession case and got a warm smile from the judge ... but he was quickly excused (the “work in law enforcement?” question seemed to do it).
By The Reliable Source | August 3, 2010; 1:00 AM ET”

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2010/08/hey_isnt_that_robert_mueller_r.html

Also the alleged assault took place in a suite on the 19th floor of the St. Regis. That floor is a gym, no rooms there.


36 posted on 10/31/2018 10:06:50 AM PDT by Coronal
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To: RinaseaofDs

It appears that Mueller was in DC on jury duty at the time of the alleged assault.

“Robert Mueller dutifully doing his jury duty in D.C. Superior Court on Monday. The FBI director (with an ear-pieced security guy in tow) made it all the way into the jury box for voir dire on a gun-possession case and got a warm smile from the judge ... but he was quickly excused (the “work in law enforcement?” question seemed to do it).
By The Reliable Source | August 3, 2010; 1:00 AM ET”

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2010/08/hey_isnt_that_robert_mueller_r.html

Also the alleged assault took place in a suite on the 19th floor of the St. Regis. That floor is a gym, no rooms there.


37 posted on 10/31/2018 10:08:33 AM PDT by Coronal
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To: Mariner

He seems to still be sticking to his story.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1057643335387615233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1057665437109026816&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2018%2F10%2F31%2Foctober-31st-2018-presidential-politics-trump-administration-day-650%2F


38 posted on 10/31/2018 10:09:48 AM PDT by hotsteppa
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To: Ann Archy

Mueller was in charge of Boston office when Bolger gave info leading to false imprisonment of four people. Much more detail if you google the two names.


39 posted on 10/31/2018 10:18:43 AM PDT by Savage Rider
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To: wastoute; Mariner

There was a story quoting Burkman that said the hoax story involves a different person than the woman he represents. I don’t know about any of it except what I read, and wouldn’t put it past anybody tied into all of this to run up false flags, or run up a false flag in an attempt to distract from the real charges coming.

Only time will tell if someone will come forward openly.

The statement of Mueller referring it to the FBI was interesting in many ways, in particular because he ran the FBI for 12 years but the optics of it could be interpreted as him doing what the Dems kept insisting be done with Kavanaugh. Of course, he wanted them to investigate the alleged attempt to induce false testimony. Like his investigation, it is framed to achieve one specific end while appearing to look like it would investigate larger corruption.


40 posted on 10/31/2018 10:41:01 AM PDT by monkeyshine
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