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MAGA Trolls' Efforts to Take Down Robert Mueller Flame Out in Hilarious and Spectacular Fashion
GQ via Yahoo ^ | October 31st, 2018 | Jay Willis

Posted on 10/31/2018 8:03:50 AM PDT by Mariner

Politics in 2018 is a nightmarish hellscape that is largely devoid of heroes, so let us take a brief moment to revel in the astonishing stupidity of one of its third-tier villains: Jacob Wohl, who you may recognize as the greasy 20-year-old doofus who pops up first in the replies below every other Donald Trump tweet. This delightful tale began on Monday, when the disgraced teenaged hedge fund genius posted a tantalizing hint about a major forthcoming news story:

Special counsel Robert Mueller, the evil mastermind behind the insidious left-wing plot to take down Wohl's beloved president, has been hiding a dark past from the American people all along.

Alas, Wohl's prediction was a fervent bit of wishcasting, because it sure seems—seems—that he and his crew of MAGA-adjacent dorks cooked up the entire thing themselves. According to NBC News, several reporters were told in recent weeks that a mysterious individual had offered various women $20,000 to claim that Mueller, while an attorney in private practice in the mid-1970s, and engaged in some form of sexual misconduct. Independently of one another, those reporters determined that literally none of the relevant aspects of the story checked out, and so they passed along the tip to the special counsel's office, which in turn referred it to the FBI for investigation.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: fakelikeqanon; haha; jacobwohl; metoo; miserablefailure; mueller
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Only fools fall for sensationalized headlines from Gateway Pundit.
1 posted on 10/31/2018 8:03:50 AM PDT by Mariner
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To: Mariner

Between MAGA troll and MAGA bomber, they’re working hard to make the word MAGA a negative term.


2 posted on 10/31/2018 8:07:20 AM PDT by Moonmad27
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To: Mariner

Given all the other hoaxes which all have the same object in mind (make the Dems look good), I have to wonder if there was a double hoax involved here. Surely if the concept of a woman being paid off to make false charges is now in play, then so can be the concept of being paid off to make false charges for the purpose of having those charges easily exposed and producing an election-relevant shift of opinion.

I’m tired of being hoaxed. I expect another big hoax within 72 hours and I am tired of that one too, whatever it turns out to be.


3 posted on 10/31/2018 8:09:57 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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To: Mariner

I don’t follow the Presidents tweets. I don’t care what he says in them. I don’t care if folks get upset over them. I don’t follow the MSM reaction to his tweets.


4 posted on 10/31/2018 8:12:54 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: thoughtomator

Yes, he could be an agent provocateur.


5 posted on 10/31/2018 8:12:56 AM PDT by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)
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To: thoughtomator

Me too. I’m not touching this thing with a 10 foot pole.


6 posted on 10/31/2018 8:16:05 AM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority STILL Stands With TRUMP! WWG1WGA)
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To: thoughtomator

Your scenario is certainly more plausible than the original.

But I still wonder aloud why anyone would fall for BS from Jack Burkman and Gateway Pundit.

I continue to be amazed that GP is allowed on FR.


7 posted on 10/31/2018 8:25:35 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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Even as the many multiple threads popped up yesterday here at Free Republic concerning these rape allegations against Mueller, most replies did not take it seriously.

Too suspicious.

But we all enjoyed the reverse Alinsky approach. Even if this is or is not a true charge - it was nice to see the same false and deceptive tactics they use being used against them.

“Who cares if the allegations are true - it’s all about the SERIOUSNESS of the charge”.


8 posted on 10/31/2018 8:29:48 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Is it a coincidence that Whitey Bulger can’t testify against Mueller now?


9 posted on 10/31/2018 8:32:46 AM PDT by Savage Rider
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reporters determined that literally none of the relevant aspects of the story checked out

So, the reporters may have actually done some checking on that story as opposed to what they did with Kavanaugh's accuser.

10 posted on 10/31/2018 8:33:19 AM PDT by libertylover (2016 was a mini-revolution. Keep it going.)
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To: Moonmad27

Jay-bird Willis


11 posted on 10/31/2018 8:36:42 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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“So, the reporters may have actually done some checking on that story as opposed to what they did with Kavanaugh’s accuser. “

Conservatives will do well to remember we play the game by a different set of rules.

It is counter-productive to dwell on the unfairness of it.

It is far better to focus on winning. As dwelling on the unfairness distracts us from the goal.


12 posted on 10/31/2018 8:39:34 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: Mariner

In the main they’re OK but sometimes they are spectacularly wrong as in this case.

It’s a good rule in general before reacting too strongly to anything do some due diligence and double checking.


13 posted on 10/31/2018 8:40:01 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yes it was more interesting for the political bind it put the Left in, because their doctrine bids them to believe the woman even though conservatives agree it’s a hoax.


14 posted on 10/31/2018 8:41:58 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Most on those threads never got past the headline before they posted with joy.

But there were a few sober minds. that’s refreshing.


15 posted on 10/31/2018 8:42:01 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: thoughtomator

“It’s a good rule in general before reacting too strongly to anything do some due diligence and double checking.”

ESPECIALLY if it comes from Gateway Pundit.


16 posted on 10/31/2018 8:44:27 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: Responsibility2nd

If you actually read the charge the woman levels against Mueller she is VERY specific. If Mueller was actually in The St. Regis that night this could be a real problem. She claims she told a friend immediately. If that friend corroborates we have a LOT more here than FOrd ever had.


17 posted on 10/31/2018 8:46:43 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Mariner

This just points out the hypocrisy and double standards of media and liberals.

I do find it a coincidence that Whitey Bulger was murdered.


18 posted on 10/31/2018 8:47:23 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Mariner

The difference is that when OUR media knows the allegations are BS they STOP reporting it:

That’s the only difference between ours and theirs.

They..?

They simply continue, utterly undeterred.

“Sure, the charges are BS, but ya know, our enemy is KNOWINGLY EVIL, therefore reporting BS is justified...”


19 posted on 10/31/2018 8:51:31 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: Savage Rider

What’s the link between Whitey Bolger and Muleface?


20 posted on 10/31/2018 8:54:11 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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