Paraphrasing the “Revenge of the Sith” opera scene:
Palpatine: “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth David Hogg The Cucked?”
Anakin: “No?”
Palpatine: “I thought not. It’s not a story the MSM would tell you. It’s a Soy legend. Darth David Hogg was a Sickly Lord of the Soy, so effete and limpwristed he could use the media to influence the commies to create....gun laws. He had such a knowledge of the soy side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from reproducing.”
Anakin: “He could actually prevent a generation from protecting themselves?”
Palpatine: “The dark side of cuckery is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
Anakin: “What happened to him?”
Palpatine: “He became so brazen… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Cuban girlfriend everything he knew, then his handlers murdered him in a false flag. Ironic. He could save others from mass murder, but not himself.”
Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this power?”
Palpatine: “Not from the 2nd amendment.”
LOL!!
Sounds like a best-seller to me...