Posted on 10/03/2018 1:11:59 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Yes, a device will be affixed to the exhaust pipe of every cow or bull
I wonder what the unintended consequences of this will be...and there always is one.
How much gas is belched by the volcanoes in Hawaii?
Well played, madame!
A single cow produces 3 tons of methane a year? How did they measure cow farts. Did they ask the cows to measure their farts? What cow manure...
Well, that made an interesting image pop into my brain....
Went on a 4H trip to MSU when our daughter was young. They have a living cow there with a rumen with a porthole. The rumen is the biggest digestive part. Most kids could not stand the smell, very fermented because it’s supposed to be. And fermentation causes gas. It didn’t smell bad to me at all (sauerkraut maker).
Obviously they aren’t aware of the solar minimum period we are entering.
They are gonna wish and beg for global warming.
The 5 states of being:
1: - Infant
2: - Adolescent
3: - Adult
4: - Senior
5: - Gaseous
Cows farrrttt? They’ll never get on the Supreme Court.
Point of clarification from the scientists out there.
What does what happens inside the cow’s digestive system really matter?
Even if the digested food passes completely through the cow without any flatulence, you’ve still got manure on the ground that decomposes and produces the same effect.
Right? or Wrong?
Global Warming on Free Republic here, here and here
Hahahahahaha!
We live in a time of extreme paradox. Conditions in the modern western world are such that many have the luxury of living lives where the biggest concern and perceived threat comes from bovine flatulence. Generally speaking, their solutions are to return to conditions where they will no longer have the luxury of such petty trifles, and will have to deal with more legitimate base concerns such as hunger and heat.
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