Posted on 09/11/2018 10:14:15 AM PDT by billorites
A woman in St. Petersburg, Fla., reportedly told authorities she took her clothes off and ran through a park naked in an attempt to get away from a “giant spider.”
The woman, identified as 40-year-old Danielle Delores Teeples, also admitted to police she had taken drugs, such as crystal meth and crack cocaine, prior to taking off her clothes, WFLA-News reported.
Witnesses who observed Teeples on Sunday told police the woman was “acting erratically,” rubbing her hands through her hair and on parts of her body while running through the park.
Teeples, who allegedly refused to put her clothes back on initially, was later arrested and charged with indecent exposure, the station reported.
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Most people would run from a giant spider.
Only a meth/crack head would take their clothes off first.
But no drug charges.
And people wonder why this country is going down the tubes.
I read the book about Slash, guitar player from G&R. He had lots of cocaine and also freaked out about spiders.
How did you get a hold of our personal,private,family home videos????
Where is Ziggy Stardust when you need him?
Why is it that the women who take their clothes off in public are women you don’t want to see naked?
There’s just something special about films from the MIHMIVERSE:
Guns of the Apocalypse
Demon with the Atomic Brain
Weresquito: Nazi Hunter
Danny Johnson Saves the World
The Late Night Double Feature
The Giant Spider
House of Ghosts
Attack of the Moon Zombies
Destination: Outer Space
Terror from Beneath the Earth
Cave Women on Mars
It Came from Another World!
The Monster of Phantom Lake
My favorite is Cave Women on Mars.
http://www.sainteuphoria.com/movies.html
They actually do have giant spiders in Florida ...
True, but this time, it ain't 'Florida Man'...
Less parasitic and induced drag...
Danielle Delores Teeples....check out google or bing images. Many amusing photos of her there for prior mugshots etc etc
She is no stranger to the law.
Laz! Was wondering where you’ve been.
She looks like Evangeline Lily after a rough night. That’s what giant spiders will do to you...
It’s bad luck to kill a spider. Just saying.
We’re DOOMED!
They really do have giant spiders in Florida.
Thanks, I’ll check them out. Seriously though, check out Mara Corday. I think that was the babe the big spider was after. What a dish!
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